Tiny Little Things That Cause You Irrational Rage

[silverfox]

Posted by: Loz Today, 03:57PM

People talking and chatting loudly in the 'quiet' carriage on trains and the sodding staff doing feck all about it...

It's been a good few years since I last took a train but I'm intrigued by this idea of 'quiet' carriages. How much more does it cost to book a quiet carriage?

[Brendan]

Nowt to book but you lose about 5 years off your life due to the stress caused by bottling your seething rage at the fkers who insist on gassing on their phones.

EDT: spilling

[Loz]

Nothing, but one carriage is designated a 'Quiet Zone'. Supposedly their for working or sleeping, but generally full of children howling, businessmen chatting loudly or teenage girls on mobiles. And the train staff won't do a damn thing.

I would actually pay more for a truly quiet carriage. Sadly, not first class rates as my company won't let me.

[silverfox]

Thanks, never heard of this before.

[northlondoner]

Heat magazine. And people who read it.

[northlondoner]

Heat magazine. And people who read it. Especially the middle class ones.

[Emerson Crane]

Women who apply make up from the moment they sit their backsides down on the train and continue to make up all the way into London, or finish with the make up and instantly pick up the mobile and chat non stop even when they get off the train!!!!! Better still, the look of puzzlement on their faces when they look at their phones on entering a tunnel and the line goes dead.

[katie1997]

friends who turn into bridezillas ... only a whole fucking year before the fucking wedding takes place

[KalamityKel]

Katie... get yaself some new friends ;-)

[ruffers]

The way Andy Gray always refers to Gerrard as 'Steven'.

[jctg]

Parents with children named Charlie, Alfie, Billy, Archie etc etc whose names will appear like that on their birth certificates rather than the correct Charles, Alfred, William, Archibald etc. Grrrrrr.....

[????]

Middleclass journalists thinking they're miners or dockers at the vanguard of industrial action against the evil bossess etc etc

[Brendan]

They write for the Guardian because it pisses you off.

[????]

What the BBC journalists do? The whole establishment's rife with the liberal lefty bastards

[????]

White Collar workers of the world unite you have nothing to lose but your paperclips

[jumpinjackflash]

06:00 on a Monday

[frierntastic]

Food left on buses. Usually fried chicken but today a half eaten muffin, sat all alone on a seat.

In fact, any litter on a bus drives me SPARE - why don't people just take it with them?

[Captain Scarlet]

people with no manners!

people who fart in lifts

[reneet]

Mums pushing strollers across the road with one hand while talking on the phone with the other. Dangerous and irresponsible. Enraged beyond belief.

[ruffers]

Sean Bean, there's nothing he can't ruin.

"See what you can do."

[jctg]

Generic European adverts (especially car adverts)

The phrase "up to" used in conjunction with statistics in adverts

The phrase "award winning" in adverts (what award?)

The word "muppet" when used as an insult

The word "party" when used as a verb

Fake corporate bonhomie in marketing eg. Innocent drinks

The word "myself" when used instead of "me". Also "yourself/you"

[expat]

People hogging the middle lane.

[computedshorty]

There is a constant advert that keeps coming on with three ladies in an art gallery, they seem very happy as it is an ad for Tenner Pants, I think that after so many appearances they should not be dancing but swimming.

I think that the advert is degrading and too personal to be shown so often.

[jctg]

The word "literally" when used incorrectly.

The sublimely meaningless phrase "inspired by" used in advertising.

Pop-up bloody shops.

The term "fashion-forward".

Henry Holland.

[KalamityKel]

Aggressive drunk people. Or rather those that use the booze as an excuse...