Tiny Little Things That Cause You Irrational Rage

[sophiesofa]

The small company I work for refusing to buy a shredder. I requested we buy one after finding copies of everyones pay slips and company bank accounts in the recycling not ripped up at all. Apparently they're either cheap and break or too expensive.

[OliviaDee]

three year olds

[jalapeno]

Reckless topless drivers with beer can in one hand and other on the wheel driving over 30MPH, looking for their kill!

[OliviaDee]

and that's only the female ones

[Moos]

the female 3 year olds?

[Narnia]

Female topless drivers of course.......they're everywhere

[Keef]

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote:

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> Male authors who get their female characters to

> describe 'panties'. No woman ever says that.

>

> William Boyd - get yourself a new editor.

I was about to say that it is the norm in America, but then saw the William Boyd bit. So yes, fair point!

[jalapeno]

That many distracted drivers can only lead to absolute carnage on the streets!

[OliviaDee]

Moos Wrote:

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> the female 3 year olds?

the female car drivers. jalapeno didn't specify and a very odd picture came to mind...

when they want to be, three year olds can be tiny little things that cause me irrational rage no matter what the gender really. had to carry one plus a scooter all the way to playschool today because her socks were very tickly.

[Brendan]

BBC headline this morning ? ?I survived deadly bear attack?

No you didn?t. If it was deadly you wouldn?t have survived it. That?s what deadly means.

I?m thinking of writing a strongly worded letter of compliant demanding the price of a pint back from my licences fee by way of compensation.

[Keef]

Barclays cash machines!!!

They give you options, one of which is "cash WITHOUT receipt". You choose this option, you ask for whatever amount you want, then it asks if you'd like a fecking receipt with you cash.

No, I just want my bloody money!!!!

[silverfox]

Brendan Wrote:

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> BBC headline this morning ? ?I survived deadly

> bear attack?

>

> No you didn?t. If it was deadly you wouldn?t have

> survived it. That?s what deadly means.

>

> I?m thinking of writing a strongly worded letter

> of compliant demanding the price of a pint back

> from my licences fee by way of compensation.

As the site explains "...The bear also injured one other camper and killed a man from Michigan..." so this does qualify as a deadly attack and your rage is indeed irrational Brendan. Let me know how you get on with your compensation claim.

[Brendan]

As a child of the Mario Bros generation I can?t be expected to read past the headline of an article. After a sentence and half my attention sp

[sophiesofa]

Royal mail (td)

How can a letter posted first class recorded on thursday morning still be at a blooming depot when it only had to travel about 10 miles to get there! I'm seriously regretting not paying a fortune to post it next day delivery.

Oh I'm on a moaning roll now sorry.

My GP's surgery taking up to 28 days (it's been 12 so far) to fill out four easy to find out questions on a GP's declaration form that I had to pay ?25 for.

I'll stop now.

[katie1997]

the fact that the username 'jrussel' has only one 'l'

irrational? indeed.

[KalamityKel]

Cleaners not putting things back where they find them... *sighs*

[louisiana]

People who make appointments and then don't turn up, don't call, don't answer the phone, and (when you eventually get through to them) don't apologise. It used to be the Gas Board and the plumber, but now everyone is at it in the world of work. Particularly infuriating when there are six people waiting for the person who fails to show for an interview for which they will be paid; and another two rushing around trying to find a replacement. How difficult is it to pick up the phone?

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Watched The Review programme tonight. Apparently a chap called Tom McCarthy has a book listed for The Booker Prize called 'C'.

My favourite novel is 'C' by Maurice Baring - I am fuming on his behalf.

[Emerson Crane]

People who get on to trains while conducting inane and boring conversations on mkobile and continue to talk all the way to the final destination, and get off the train still talking. AAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH

[louisiana]

Or who only stop talking when their battery runs out.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

If I hear one more person on the radio incorrectly pronouncing "dissect", I will buy a Kalashnikov and run amok in BBC buildings.

[Ridgley]

Certain chavs when, they board the bus with there dodgy Burberry outfits large hoop earrings bad breath as they plonk themselves down, on top of you not next to you and then you go crashing to the other side of the seat and they are talking loud on the mobile for everyone to hear about there old man being banged up inside.

[Jah Lush]

People who say AWESOME all the time to describe just about anything. Isn't there another word in your minuscule vocabulary that you could use? Fecking blockheads!

[Loz]

People talking and chatting loudly in the 'quiet' carriage on trains and the sodding staff doing feck all about it.

Not to mention the highly unnecessary two-minute loudspeaker spiel after each and every station on First Great Western trains. I don't need to be told that tea and coffee and a wide selection of food is available half a dozen bloody times. Nor to take my personal belongings with me when I leave the train - who the hell needs reminding to do that?? They may as well remind me to breathe occasionally - it would be just as useless.

[SeanMacGabhann]

@ Loz

Amen