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Lily bloody Allen's new bloody nonsense bloody song.


As if it's not bad enough that every time I turn on the radio I have to hear her bleating on tediously about how her ex never made her come in an adolescent attempt to be sexy and shocking, this morning I heard her new song. A smug, patronising, bland whine of a song about a women who's "nearly 30" (shock horror) and single and how sad she is and how disppointing her life is and how society says her life is over.

Fuck off Lily Allen! You are not a social commentator you're a silly little girl.

KalamityKel Wrote:

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> Currently sitting near a rather loud eater in the

> office... is there any need to really CRUNCH and

> the yap yap yap before licking fingers after each

> mouthful? I never realised so much noise could be

> had from a small packet of crisps!

>

> Oh no now shes licking her lips!!!!

>

We must work in the same office KK we have one of those except when she's on a diet and then it's bloody carrots, all day long it's munch bloody munch munch and slurping diet coke makes me want to resort to violence

>

> (6)

people who empty there filthy sinking car ashtrays right outside my house... and I know they don't live in our street...

http://outlawmoon.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/butts.jpgcan't that hard to put them in the bloody bin! lazy little shites

  • 2 weeks later...

Laminators that decide to eat your documents... all the screws one loosens and takes out AND then you still can't get to the melted bit that was quite important.

I'm sure not going to attempt to replace all screws and odd bits... DEATH TO THE LAMINATOR!!!! (6)

Muley Wrote:

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> The horrible feeling of sitting on a recently

> vacated bus seat that's still unpleasantly warm

> from the previous occupants' arse (is there a name

> for that?)


Or worse sitting on a toilet that has obviously just been sat on for a very long time. Ew

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