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titch juicy Wrote:

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> People that push lift or pelican crossing buttons

> because they don't trust the light that shows

> they've already been pushed or the people they saw

> push them.



People who stand waiting for the traffic to stop as you arrive at a crossing, although none of them have actually pushed the bloody button.

TheArtfulDogger Wrote:

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> Welcome to the 7:15 to Calcutta Rendle, plenty of

> room on the roof, outside and in the luggage

> racks....



People who assume that trains in India have people on the roofs, they don't

Seabag Wrote:

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> That announcement on Victoria Station

>

> "If you notice something suspicious. See it, say

> it, sort it"

>

> Or something equally as clunky and god damn

> fekking irritating


At least that is (very) slightly more useful than the constant announcements of "Please do not forget to take your personal belongings with you when you leave the train". Has that announcement helped anyone, ever? Who needs reminding of that? They may as well have an announcement of 'please do not forget to breathe whilst leaving the train.'

Loz Wrote:

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> Seabag Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > That announcement on Victoria Station

> >

> > "If you notice something suspicious. See it,

> say

> > it, sort it"

> >

> > Or something equally as clunky and god damn

> > fekking irritating

>

> At least that is (very) slightly more useful than

> the constant announcements of "Please do not

> forget to take your personal belongings with you

> when you leave the train". Has that announcement

> helped anyone, ever? Who needs reminding of that?

> They may as well have an announcement of 'please

> do not forget to breathe whilst leaving the

> train.'



To be fair, though, lots of things get left on trains and buses.


So that may reduce the number slightly.

Sue Wrote:

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> To be fair, though, lots of things get left on

> trains and buses.

>

> So that may reduce the number slightly.


Oh, Sue. A useless announcement made 1000s - possibly 10s of thousands - of times daily, just in the vain hope that someone, somewhere might remember their umbrella?


You are thinking like them... people who are paid to find very poor solutions to virtually non-existent problems.

People, especially those in small cars who will wait and only use the petrol pump that is on the side of their car that the petrol cap is on. THE HOSE IS LONG ENOUGH TO REACH OVER AND WE CAN ALL GO ABOUT OUR DAY A LITTLE QUICKEr. *see also those that don't drive to the empty pump nearest the kiosk when it's free. Just stop at 1st one. Idiots.

rendelharris Wrote:

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> titch juicy Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > People that go searching for their oyster cards

> > once they've arrived at the oyster card reader

> > rather than having it prepared in advance.

> >

> > Might as well turn this into a moan about

> > commuting:

> >

> > People that leave bags on seats next to them

> until

> > someone asks them to move them.

> >

> > Able bodied people that refuse to go upstairs

> on

> > buses causing congestion downstairs (see also

> > refusing to move down the bus).

> >

> > None of these are irrational are they?

>

> Yes to all of these, but also, slightly on the

> other side of the coin, the people on the railway

> platforms who scream out "move down inside, people

> are waiting to get on" when it's quite obvious

> that every available inch of the carriage is

> filled with people, sometimes there just isn't any

> space unless people are going to climb up on the

> luggage racks.


Yes to all of these - although I've seen plenty of times when the bit by the doors on the train is rammed but the people in the corridor between the seats have plenty of room and could easily bunch up and let the people nearer the doors move down.


I'll also add able bodied people who insist on sitting on the outside seat on trains and make you clamber over them to sit down and people who when they are sitting outside you on the bus don't get up to let you off but just swing their legs sideways. And in the latter case I am talking about people who have managed to make it upstairs so clearly capable of standing up.


Also what's with people playing music out loud rather than via their headphones on public transport? Never the kind of music I would want to listen to either.

Asking for 2 breast isn't haggling is it?....asking for a friend!


#ThePengestMunch


Otta Wrote:

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> People haggling in KFC. P!ss off back to Chicken

> Cottage if you want an extra wing!

Help-Ma-Boab Wrote:

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> Asking for 2 breast isn't haggling is

> it?....asking for a friend!

>

> #ThePengestMunch




Nah. And saying "No drumstick!" is perfectly exceptable. It's the "Oi boss, boss, give an extra wing with that yeah?"


As I say, that is acceptable behaviour in many a chicken shop, but not KFC. You don't see people demanding an extra nugget in Maccas.

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