April fools...

[Andystar]

Hello everyone..

Does anyone have a really good idea for an april fools prank (preferably a harmless one, but will consider a prank which may involve the loss of a limb or 2),that i can play on a co-worker who is a lil bit of a sh*t (in a good way) I've got access to dry ice & scissors, if it helps...

thanks for reading,

Andy

[charliecharlie]

yes... here's a good one... go to the G20 protests and don't turn up to work... that'll fool him

http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/blog/2009/mar/23/online-guide-to-g20-protests

http://www.putpeoplefirst.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/megaphone.gif

[Mikecg]

Once I took a screenshot of my co-workers desktop I hid all the icons and auto hid the task bar and took a snapshot of the database he had open and set it as the background. when he came back he was cursing about his PC having locked up so he logged a call with the help desk, I had to tell him to hang up and I explained the joke watching him click a picture cursing was hilarious.

[charliecharlie]

oh dear, Mikecg, that was about as unfunny as my post>:D

[Mikecg]

Well Charchar I thought it was great fooling a fool is a great laugh but as you know it takes a real fool to follow a fool.

Another time we swapped the h and j around on a guys keyboard and hearing him say to the help desk "every time I press H a J comes out" was hysterical.

[Andystar]

lol she knows both those tricks, she did a stint in I.T..

I was going to stick a post-it note saying "(her name) loves cock " on her back as she goes home. We're going thru a childish tit for tat routine at the mo- oh the more stoopid n childish the prank, the better

[Marmora Man]

Does she have her own office? With friend's we once filled a fellow student's room to the ceiling with screwed up balls of newspaper - took three of us 30 mins to fill a standard single hall of residence room - it took him 2 hours to get into his room, and then he had to get rid of the paper.

[Andystar]

sadly we all work in the same room + at the mo, the health n safety "nazis" are on our case...funny suggestion tho..

[tommy]

unplugging someones PC when they are up against a deadline is extremely amusing

[Mikecg]

Ask if she would like a coffee and put salt in it.

[giggirl]

Here's a good one. Open a really important word document. Set the font colour to white. On a white background it looks like there's nothing there. That should get someone fired.

[jumpinjackflash]

Mikecg Wrote:

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> Well Charchar I thought it was great fooling a

> fool is a great laugh but as you know it takes a

> real fool to follow a fool.

>

>

> Another time we swapped the h and j around on a

> guys keyboard and hearing him say to the help desk

> "every time I press H a J comes out" was

> hysterical.

BRILIANT! Tell me how you did it! have to try that on the boss!

[Mikecg]

You can prize the keys off some keyboards and just swap them around.............

jumpinjackflash Wrote:

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> Mikecg Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > Well Charchar I thought it was great fooling a

> > fool is a great laugh but as you know it takes

> a

> > real fool to follow a fool.

> >

> >

> > Another time we swapped the h and j around on a

> > guys keyboard and hearing him say to the help

> desk

> > "every time I press H a J comes out" was

> > hysterical.

>

>

> BRILIANT! Tell me how you did it! have to try

> that on the boss!

[bigbadwolf]

Mikecg Wrote:

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> You can prize the keys off some keyboards and just

> swap them around.............

Judgeing by your past grammer Mike I think the jokes been played on you.

[Jeremy]

"Judgeing"??

[*Bob*]

"Grammer"??

[Moos]

Jezza and Bob, BBW said nothing about spelling.

That said, there should have been an apostrophe in "jokes"...

Oh so mean!

[bigbadwolf]

Shit.

[Mikecg]

Do you have to keep on, anyone would think that you were an authority on the English language.

So what I cut a few corners, is it a crime?...........

Your worse than the spelling Nazis.

[bigbadwolf]

1) Thank you.

2)Yes it bloody well is, you should be locked up.

3)I'm the SS.

[Mikecg]

You have inserted a space after number 1) . but you hav'nt for numbers 2). and 3). ???????.....

[Moos]

Mikecg Wrote:

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> Do you have to keep on, anyone would think that

> you were an authority on the English language.

Do you know, Mike, I don't think anyone would. Except possibly Manuel from Fawlty Towers.

[bigbadwolf]

Mikecg Wrote:

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> You have inserted a space after number 1) . but

> you hav'nt for numbers 2). and 3). ???????.....

Damn. O.K Mike you win, pass me the colouring books and crayons.

[mockney piers]

"your worse" missing an apostrophe and an e.

So easy.

Of course they're not really sentences.

[bigbadwolf]

Thanks Mockney, Mike was getting a bit above his station wasn't he.