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Right, seeing as the 'where did you go to school' thread has been resurected I thought it appropriate to start this. Mine were:


The passenger door of the P.E bus opened when Mr Brady was doing about 30mph on Catford broadway and Mr Feakin fell out because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.


Mr Beaven took a royal 'drop' whilst adjusting the blinds. We wet ourselves but the cherry on the cake was the next day we had to fill out work place injury forms and he lost his case.


This happened outside school. We had an alcoholic maths teacher called Mr Maylor and after I'd left I was indulging in a bit of underage drinking in the bird in hand on Dartmouth rd and saw him feeling up some old bag lady, what a joker.

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Antony Panel (a genuine and now incarcerated hard nut) sat between two Bunsen burner out-lets, pulls off the pipes and lights the gas, well flames about a yard & half long roared either side of him at 45 degrees, the chemistry teacher went mental but couldn't get near him to turn them off


Poor Mr (I've just had a throat operation)Thomas...." sorry sir can you repeat that again I can't hear very well"



A great memory, needless to say not much learnt in his classes



W**F

BBW, Mr Maylor fell into alcoholism after being very badly beaten by the year before me, and was never the same afterwards.


Funniest/shock moment, some kid on acid jumping from the flats opposite the school - funny, turned to shock on seeing his head had become catfood.

Well, one of my best mates jumped from the bridge at Forest Hill, and pretty much everybody from the year turned out to his funeral as he was a very nice bloke and its thought that being bullied because he was short, and a red head were contributing factors.


There were a ton of druggies/scum at that school, and the catfood brain kid wouldn't have been missed by anyone apart from his dealer, as he stole from and threatened his folks on many an occasion.


The school convent got burnt down, the science labs set alight with all the animals in them, it really was often

chaos, some teachers got arrested for making porn films with the students, half the customers from the local bookies were kids from my year..

...it started out so well, but then all when horribly wrong... I thought it would be such a wheeze to get in the Geography teachers car (which he never locked) and drive it down the hill so it would be in a different place when he came out of classes.

Thing is... I was 13 and had never driven anything before, let alone a car...


I took the hand-brake off and off I went, everyone standing by... next minute I found myself gathering speed down this steep hill, I had no idea what the fcuk I was doing, I panicked, lost control and with an almighty bang crashed the car into a ditch... everyone was absolutely pissing themselves laughing but, oh dear.... three stitches later, and one seriously, heavy ticking off from the head teacher, charliecharlie finds herself chucked out of yet another school...


funny how things can seem such a good idea at the time....

http://hcl.harvard.edu/hfa/images/films/2005summer/treasure_belles_of_st_trinians.jpg

So how did you turn all this bad girl karma around then CC?


charliecharlie Wrote:

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> ...it started out so well, but then all when

> horribly wrong... I thought it would be such a

> wheeze to get in the Geography teachers car (which

> he never locked) and drive it down the hill so it

> would be in a different place when he came out of

> classes.

> Thing is... I was 13 and had never driven anything

> before, let alone a car...

>

> I took the hand-brake off and off I went, everyone

> standing by... next minute I found myself

> gathering speed down this steep hill, I had no

> idea what the fcuk I was doing, I panicked, lost

> control and with an almighty bang crashed the car

> into a ditch... everyone was absolutely pissing

> themselves laughing but, oh dear.... three

> stitches later, and one seriously, heavy ticking

> off from the head teacher, charliecharlie finds

> herself chucked out of yet another school...

>

> funny how things can seem such a good idea at the

> time....

> http://hcl.harvard.edu/hfa/images/films/2005summer

> /treasure_belles_of_st_trinians.jpg

well Mikecg... I went though the punk/drugs thing from about 14 to 20 and went to art school, I think the college period wsa when I began to trust that I had a creative mind and was a quick thinker... I then had to earn a living so I got a part time job working in a studio, I mixed this with chef-ing to get by, it was all very Vivienne Westwood... when i was a kid at school I thought I was stupid... so played up to make people laugh - at least that was something I was good at... later on I found out that I that I was dyslexic and ending up doing an MA at the RCA...

... now I am officially an ?academic? or so it says on my London University contract...


hey Mikcg... miracles can happen...

ps now you can turn your lights back on

xxcc

charliecharlie Wrote:

-------------------------------------------------------

> well Mikecg... I went though the punk/drugs thing

> from about 14 to 20 and went to art school, I

> think the college period wsa when I began to trust

> that I had a creative mind and was a quick

> thinker... I then had to earn a living so I got a

> part time job working in a studio, I mixed this

> with chef-ing to get by, it was all very Vivienne

> Westwood... when i was a kid at school I thought I

> was stupid... so played up to make people laugh -

> at least that was something I was good at... later

> on I found out that I that I was dyslexic and

> ending up doing an MA at the RCA...

> ... now I am officially an ?academic? or so it

> says on my London University contract...

>

> hey Mikcg... miracles can happen...

> ps now you can turn your lights back on

> xxcc



Thats great CC It's amazing what can be acheived when you put your mind to it :)-D

in my old secondary school anyone who turned up late, had to spend the morning break in a kind of mini detention. i was sitting down the back with my mate moggie and looked round and moggie had his duffle coat hanging over the front of his desk and was quite happily bashing away at the bishop, apparantly it was a regular occurance.
Our Year had the ignominy of being the first where The Sixth Form of The School was no longer simply divided into "Upper" and "Lower" as they introduced "The 6th Form Generals" so the whole of the year turned up on the first day of the new term with one hand hidden inside their shirt a la General Napoleon Bonaparte.

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