citizenED Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 ....eaten a Porterhouse Steak.....suffered poor customer service in ED, no, not even in notorious stationery shop. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5685-i-have-never/page/2/#findComment-182548 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonM Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 bought a lottery ticket Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5685-i-have-never/page/2/#findComment-182549 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony.London Suburbs Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 Changed a tyre after 29 years driving.Done any D-I-Y.Swam.Had a bike ride since 1960.Won anything onthe Premium Bonds, though had ?100 worth since they started in the 1950's.Been able to distinguish shades of Red, Green and Brown.Smoked anything, ever.Been impotent. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5685-i-have-never/page/2/#findComment-182561 Share on other sites More sharing options...
candj Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 Smoked pot. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5685-i-have-never/page/2/#findComment-182565 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KalamityKel Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 Jelly (jam) and peanut butter sandwiches Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5685-i-have-never/page/2/#findComment-182566 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony.London Suburbs Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 KalamityKel Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Jelly (jam) and peanut butter sandwichesSounds a ghastly concoction Kelstar:'( Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5685-i-have-never/page/2/#findComment-182567 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony.London Suburbs Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 I was promised 2 portions of Jelly if I went to The Circus, in around 1959.Haven't had Jelly or been to the Circus since, even managing to turn away an inviting "?1 Off" Voucher for Zippos Circus in my local chippie t'other day.. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5685-i-have-never/page/2/#findComment-182568 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keef Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 Heard of, or been anywhere near a lot of the businesses that are often mentioned on here. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5685-i-have-never/page/2/#findComment-182575 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KoolBananas Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 Shaved my toes - you know, the top bits... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5685-i-have-never/page/2/#findComment-182576 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 Chewed khat. Although I have heard it is quite nice and readily available. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5685-i-have-never/page/2/#findComment-182588 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 Washed behind my ears.Worn flip flops.Cooked a roast dinner.Worn jewellery.Shaved my head.Taken a legitimate sickie.Supported a football team.Shopped at Iceland.Played cards without cheating.Given up my seat for an old lady (I've been at work all day and they haven't).Got what I wanted for Christmas.Watched a porno all the way through.Behaved myself abroad. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5685-i-have-never/page/2/#findComment-182675 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdonline Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 ...eaten a kebab. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5685-i-have-never/page/2/#findComment-182687 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 Get out cdonline! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5685-i-have-never/page/2/#findComment-182688 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Lush Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 bigbadwolf Wrote:> Given up my seat for an old lady (I've been at> work all day and they haven't).Sorry, but I've got to pull you up on this and I reckon you're probably expecting someone to so it might as well be me. This just goes to show what a selfish inconsiderate spoilt little twat you really are. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5685-i-have-never/page/2/#findComment-182691 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 Well spotted Jah. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5685-i-have-never/page/2/#findComment-182697 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassius Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 ....... eaten anything from Greggs........bought anything from Mrs Robinson........drunk in The Castle........watched Corrie........read The Star........read The Morning Star Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5685-i-have-never/page/2/#findComment-182702 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellenden Belle Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 ...broken a bone in my body.Watched any Godfather filmsEaten in Franklins (but I must, I must)...Never poached an egg or made a full english breakfast. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5685-i-have-never/page/2/#findComment-182820 Share on other sites More sharing options...
giggirl Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 Burped. Never have. I shared this with a friend once. She didn't believe me. I mean, what a strange lie to tell. Why would I? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5685-i-have-never/page/2/#findComment-182840 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Mac Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 Gone skiing, don't really like snow except to look at from a warm house. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5685-i-have-never/page/2/#findComment-182854 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 giggirl Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Burped. Never have. I shared this with a friend> once. She didn't believe me. I mean, what a> strange lie to tell. Why would I?I have a friend who also claims to have never burped. None of us believe him although we have never seen/heard him burp. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5685-i-have-never/page/2/#findComment-182856 Share on other sites More sharing options...
giggirl Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 I swear on my life Brenda. Never done it. My friend doesn?t believe me. When I think of all the fantastical lies I could tell, to claim never to have burped is so harmless. And not to be believed. I?m wounded. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5685-i-have-never/page/2/#findComment-182860 Share on other sites More sharing options...
david_carnell Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 Had a nosebleedSeen true colours - I'm red/green colour blind Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5685-i-have-never/page/2/#findComment-182881 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony.London Suburbs Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 david_carnell Wrote:Seen true colours - I'm red/green colour blindAll the cool people are dc.Can you detect Brown readily because I can't always. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5685-i-have-never/page/2/#findComment-182902 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atila Reincarnate Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 Been to me Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5685-i-have-never/page/2/#findComment-182914 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TillieTrotter Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 Told a lieB) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5685-i-have-never/page/2/#findComment-182916 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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