where in the devil are my specs?

[shoshntosh]

i have mislaid my reading glasses. any thoughts on where they might be? last saw them approx 10 days ago tho can't be quite sure where (obviously)

[Michael Palaeologus]

In the car?

In the fridge?

In the coat/jacket/pullover/trousres/skirt that you were wearing 10 days ago?

Under the bed?

In a cupboard?

While you are at it - please could you tell me where the Victorian tin with my sewing stuff has gone?

[HonaloochieB]

Look, where did you last not see them?

Retrace your steps back, falling over everything on your way. With a vile curse, give up and throw yourself onto the sofa.

Hear a sharp crack, check under the cushion and find your binns broken in half.

This Saturday go and see the very very clean bloke in Paine & Hunter.

He'll sort you out.

[????]

Have you not read anything for 10 days? tsk

[HonaloochieB]

Are they up his bum?

In a different time zone my nine year old self and his friends are pappering themselves with mirth.

[charliecharlie]

here they are!!!

I know exactly where they were, I found them in my handbag this morning...

http://visionsharp.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/cheap-reading-glasses-blog.jpg

lord knows who's reading the bible with them... quite a mystery

[Mikecg]

My wife would say, where did you have them last? I always respond with "If I knew that they wouldn't be lost".

She responds with "I'm gonna stab you in a minute".

My keyboard has been drinking again.....

[charliecharlie]

maybe they are right beside you and you can't see them... ask a neighbour in to have a look round for you

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blast/showcase/submitted/images/gallery/118927091722836296250_1.jpg

[Mick Mac]

Look guys - she can see but she can't read.

So please stop typing messages for her.

[charliecharlie]

Here it is MP... right here on my bedside table

http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/c/0/0/e/8/AAAADNaD8mIAAAAAAA6IDA.jpg

can someone explain why everyone's stuff keep ending up in my house!

[Mick Mac]

No - I don't know - Are you hosting antiques roadshow?

[charliecharlie]

no... I am more of a mid century modern girl...

http://www.fragiledesign.com/furniturePics/mcmdulwichnov20008large.jpg

[Mick Mac]

Whao - well I'm completely naive - what century are we talking here?

[charliecharlie]

Mid 20th Century

(though anything from before the 90's now seems collectable, at this rate we will be collecting stuff from 2006 any minute now)

[Mick Mac]

I'm annoyed - I have typed on so may threads I have practically missed Madman, my favourite show. Its over.

[HonaloochieB]

Mick Mac Wrote:

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> I'm annoyed - I have typed on so may threads I

> have practically missed Madman, my favourite show.

> Its over.

I didn't realise Piers Morgan's show of himself was on tonight, Mick.

[Mick Mac]

Its the girls I look at on Madmen, very sharp dressers, pointy.

[shoshntosh]

i have it one virgin plus if you want.

will happily trade for an expensive pair of specs

which do little for my eyesight but make me appear

a darn bit more clever than i am.

quite apart from the having lost them part.

[KalamityKel]

Has the item in question been located yet?

[ibilly99]

As my father always said where you last left them !

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

turn round three times while holding your finger to your nose and pray to St Anthony. Failsafe.