Inappropriate place to chat a girl up.

[tommy]

Jo Jo Maman Bebe

[Annasfield]

The Kop at half time.

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Her Boyfriends Boudoir when he is there....

[LuvPeckham]

At the EDF Drinks

Cos then everyone here would know what you did !!!

[Mikecg]

Ain't that the truth, Unless? Nah!

[brum]

As she walks down the aisle...

[LuvPeckham]

::o Oh - tell us more

[brum]

not what I have done personally you understand, LP... ;-)

[Mikecg]

The upstairs bog at the Bishop.....Woops!

[LuvPeckham]

So it was at a forum drinks then Mikecg !!! How exciting

[Mikecg]

No I have never been to the forum Drinks.

[Mikecg]

I made the mistake of asking a lady where the loos were, she replied upstairs, so naturally I went upstairs and it was a case of I think this is the wrong one, Oh well I'm here now. DOH!

[Marmora Man]

Definitely ask her if she fancies a bovril next time, or a game of Double Dragon.

Trying to think of an amusing bovril-based innuendo...

Shouldn't that be a game of double entendre?