Top 50 things that men should know (according to William Hill)

[Help-Ma-Boab]

49 out of 50. Number 19 let me down, England won the World Cup. Who knew?

[Earl Aelfheah]

Pi think nearly all of those, except rhe Premiership question. Couldn't give a fook about football.

[womanofdulwich]

Can we add "being able to whistle?" or is that just a very attractive attribute?

[Robert Poste's Child]

If you're having whistling, I'd like to add 'good seat on a horse'.

[Robert Poste's Child]

And 'can do at least one kind of dancing well'.

And 'own kilt'.

Mmm.

[Loz]

I think just moved from "50 things that men should know" to "50 Shades of RPC".

[Robert Poste's Child]

And wears glasses. I do like a man with bad eyesight: it gives you a few minutes' grace first thing in the morning.

[Salsaboy]

I can do one kind of dance well. And I wear glasses.

[Otta]

I'm registered sight impaire, but I ain't wearing a skirt!

[Loz]

I hate mornings when my glasses aren't where they usually are, as I need my glasses to find my glasses. It's a vicious circle.

[Robert Poste's Child]

Both my significant others were practically blind. So liberating to know you're just a pink blur.

[titch juicy]

49/50

I'm not married. I know the date we met and the date we started dating though.

Why on earth does a 'man' need to know the words to The National Anthem?