bigbadwolf Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 Stand at ease Dulwichmum. I think the Emphasis is that the instructors are ex forces P.T instructors. They wouldn't have the insurance to allow you and the Ocado regiment to drag telegraph poles round the park or the time to locate your nails afterwards. Good luck all the same.xx Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5383-ohmygod/page/2/#findComment-172515 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dulwichmum Posted February 21, 2009 Author Share Posted February 21, 2009 BBG! I almost laughed my head clean off my shoulders at your last post. Indeed, I would be part of The Ocado Regiment! I have been checking out the "events" section on the BMF web site, and these are certainly not for everyone. I was imagining cocktail evenings and safari trips, red lipstick and seamed stockings, but the social activities seem to be based around sweat, mud and rain (gasp)! There is some mention of rural Wales as a potential destination (OHMYGOD) even the European ski-lodge looks more like Abu Ghraib. There is no mention of spa facilities and I dare say, no opportunity for a girl to use her straightening iron.The group travel and events are clearly not for everyone, but I am drawn to the outdoor, rugged, athletic feel (Neil) and am preparing my wardrobe for my new hobbie accordingly. I am thinking Lara Croft meets Nigella Lawson! NOTE TO SELF: Phone Jo Partridge to arrange a spray tan. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5383-ohmygod/page/2/#findComment-172517 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 Oh and here's some self describing inspirational music to help you on your way. I think you'll agree east dulwich.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fWDqGED-_c&feature=related Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5383-ohmygod/page/2/#findComment-172518 Share on other sites More sharing options...
brum Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 Nice one BBW. 'I am thinking Lara Croft meets Nigella Lawson' ........DM, you really are on fire today! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5383-ohmygod/page/2/#findComment-172529 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dulwichmum Posted February 21, 2009 Author Share Posted February 21, 2009 How very dare you Mr Wolf, I am no bitch. I am a lady (wags finger and points to the naughty step)!Perfect Brum,I am wondering if I should invest in another cashmere Joseph tracksuit - luxurious figure skimming natural fibres can be incredibly sexy, but I fear dry clean only may not be appropriate on this occasion (sigh)! I shall have to give this considerable thought. Do you really think that bouncing athletically through Dulwich Park, being shouted at and generally ordered about by a firm young man is for me?The instructor really is incredibly handsome. If my memory serves me correctly, he makes Daniel Craig look like Baldrick!Note to self: Buy a sports bra. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5383-ohmygod/page/2/#findComment-172547 Share on other sites More sharing options...
RosieH Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 dulwichmum, if bouncing athletically through Dulwich Park, being shouted at and generally ordered about by a firm young man is not for you then I don't know who it is for. Well actually me perhaps.and I can confirm that yes, it is possible to exercise in a pair of Spanx, having done same when enamoured of a certain gym body - those man-made fibres make you sweat off a few more pounds too Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5383-ohmygod/page/2/#findComment-172551 Share on other sites More sharing options...
joey2 Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 I go dog walking in the park, can anyone tell me what day and time so I can go and check this walnut bum cruncher out?:)) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5383-ohmygod/page/2/#findComment-172556 Share on other sites More sharing options...
martell1 Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 Hi Joey2! They were there about 11.30 and were rather fit. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5383-ohmygod/page/2/#findComment-172558 Share on other sites More sharing options...
joey2 Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 So you weren't really practising for your marathon, you were just checking out the talent! How many laps round the park did you do? You looked as if you were on your last legs! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5383-ohmygod/page/2/#findComment-172562 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 joey2 Wrote:------------------------------------------------------- > How many laps round the park did you do? Joey are you implying that Dulwichmum has been round the block? You better not as the scraps she leave me on her grounds would make the bins at the Ritz blush. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5383-ohmygod/page/2/#findComment-172563 Share on other sites More sharing options...
joey2 Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 No Bigbadwolf, I happened to see Martell1 pretending to be training for the marathon but I've since gathered that she was obviously there under false pretences and was actually spying on this trainer with a very pert bum! I shall be there next Saturday at 11.30 dressed in my very tight lycra all in one! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5383-ohmygod/page/2/#findComment-172566 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Mac Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 All this excitment from the ladies - I'm happy to announce the opening of a new pole dancing club in Dulwich Park Sunday mornings at 11.30, a gentlemen only club, no exertion required. Very fit eastern european girls, all welcome. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5383-ohmygod/page/2/#findComment-172571 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikecg Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 Oh! goody, when will be the first leching session Mick?.Visa women are easy. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5383-ohmygod/page/2/#findComment-172576 Share on other sites More sharing options...
brum Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 dulwichmum Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> > > Perfect Brum,> > Do you really think> that bouncing athletically through Dulwich Park,> being shouted at and generally ordered about by a> firm young man is for me? Answer: most definitely! Exciting thought, all that bouncing. In fact, as an ex-military man myself, I could give you a few orders of my own... 'This position, Ready!' (you copy my actions)And I even remember the warm up exercise sequence... leg, chest, supple, bend, twist, arm. How perfect is that? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5383-ohmygod/page/2/#findComment-172580 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dulwichmum Posted February 21, 2009 Author Share Posted February 21, 2009 Mr Mikecg and Mick Mac,I shall inform the athletic male ex-army trainers at the park next Sunday, that you have equated them with a bunch of table dancers, then I shall assist them in hunting you down to beat you like a pair of dogs!All that testosterone! I can't wait!!! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5383-ohmygod/page/2/#findComment-172583 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Mac Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 I'll take on the army anytime. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5383-ohmygod/page/2/#findComment-172584 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dulwichmum Posted February 21, 2009 Author Share Posted February 21, 2009 Me too (blushes)! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5383-ohmygod/page/2/#findComment-172585 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Mac Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 It was not really tht kind of rumble I had in mind DM, but enjoy. A word of caution however - my father in law was an army man, he's not so hot now - old grey and fat, some of them don't age that well. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5383-ohmygod/page/2/#findComment-172596 Share on other sites More sharing options...
woofmarkthedog Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 Note to DM. Wear said sports bra........ t*ts sagging in Joseph cashmere not good lookNote to Jo Partridge. Alter orange/brown ratio D.M coming for "Alpine spring" tan.Instructor looks like young Sid James...Huu haa hhaa huupp tooo it....that's luvly....* sucks tooth * Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5383-ohmygod/page/2/#findComment-172607 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dulwichmum Posted February 21, 2009 Author Share Posted February 21, 2009 Oh Mick sweetie, I know what goes on... I watch Girls of the Playboy Mansion on the E Channel. You don't have to be ashamed of your sexuality. We are all friends on the East Dulwich Forum darling!:)) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5383-ohmygod/page/2/#findComment-172615 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikecg Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 Peace Love and Tranquility Incorporated.B) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5383-ohmygod/page/2/#findComment-172617 Share on other sites More sharing options...
brum Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 Dear dulwichmum,Having sussed out what tickles your well-manicured fancy, I thought you might like this pic..... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5383-ohmygod/page/2/#findComment-172625 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dulwichmum Posted February 21, 2009 Author Share Posted February 21, 2009 OH MY GOD!I am going for a lie down! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5383-ohmygod/page/2/#findComment-172630 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Mac Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 is there something in the air in ed today. I think im slightly shocked by this soft porn chat especially from the respectable ladies of ed. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5383-ohmygod/page/2/#findComment-172639 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dulwichmum Posted February 22, 2009 Author Share Posted February 22, 2009 There was no soft porn intent dear man. I simply needed to take some paracetamol and calm my nerves! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5383-ohmygod/page/2/#findComment-172646 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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