OHMYGOD!

[bigbadwolf]

Stand at ease Dulwichmum. I think the Emphasis is that the instructors are ex forces P.T instructors. They wouldn't have the insurance to allow you and the Ocado regiment to drag telegraph poles round the park or the time to locate your nails afterwards. Good luck all the same.xx

[dulwichmum]

BBG! I almost laughed my head clean off my shoulders at your last post. Indeed, I would be part of The Ocado Regiment!

I have been checking out the "events" section on the BMF web site, and these are certainly not for everyone. I was imagining cocktail evenings and safari trips, red lipstick and seamed stockings, but the social activities seem to be based around sweat, mud and rain (gasp)! There is some mention of rural Wales as a potential destination (OHMYGOD) even the European ski-lodge looks more like Abu Ghraib. There is no mention of spa facilities and I dare say, no opportunity for a girl to use her straightening iron.

The group travel and events are clearly not for everyone, but I am drawn to the outdoor, rugged, athletic feel (Neil) and am preparing my wardrobe for my new hobbie accordingly. I am thinking Lara Croft meets Nigella Lawson!

NOTE TO SELF: Phone Jo Partridge to arrange a spray tan.

[bigbadwolf]

Oh and here's some self describing inspirational music to help you on your way. I think you'll agree east dulwich.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fWDqGED-_c&feature=related

[brum]

Nice one BBW.

'I am thinking Lara Croft meets Nigella Lawson' ........DM, you really are on fire today!

[dulwichmum]

How very dare you Mr Wolf, I am no bitch. I am a lady (wags finger and points to the naughty step)!

Perfect Brum,

I am wondering if I should invest in another cashmere Joseph tracksuit - luxurious figure skimming natural fibres can be incredibly sexy, but I fear dry clean only may not be appropriate on this occasion (sigh)! I shall have to give this considerable thought. Do you really think that bouncing athletically through Dulwich Park, being shouted at and generally ordered about by a firm young man is for me?

The instructor really is incredibly handsome. If my memory serves me correctly, he makes Daniel Craig look like Baldrick!

Note to self: Buy a sports bra.

[RosieH]

dulwichmum, if bouncing athletically through Dulwich Park, being shouted at and generally ordered about by a firm young man is not for you then I don't know who it is for. Well actually me perhaps.

and I can confirm that yes, it is possible to exercise in a pair of Spanx, having done same when enamoured of a certain gym body - those man-made fibres make you sweat off a few more pounds too

[joey2]

I go dog walking in the park, can anyone tell me what day and time so I can go and check this walnut bum cruncher out?:))

[martell1]

Hi Joey2! They were there about 11.30 and were rather fit.

[joey2]

So you weren't really practising for your marathon, you were just checking out the talent! How many laps round the park did you do? You looked as if you were on your last legs!

[bigbadwolf]

joey2 Wrote:

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> How many laps round the park did you do?

Joey are you implying that Dulwichmum has been round the block? You better not as the scraps she leave me on her grounds would make the bins at the Ritz blush.

[joey2]

No Bigbadwolf, I happened to see Martell1 pretending to be training for the marathon but I've since gathered that she was obviously there under false pretences and was actually spying on this trainer with a very pert bum! I shall be there next Saturday at 11.30 dressed in my very tight lycra all in one!

[Mick Mac]

All this excitment from the ladies - I'm happy to announce the opening of a new pole dancing club in Dulwich Park Sunday mornings at 11.30, a gentlemen only club, no exertion required. Very fit eastern european girls, all welcome.

[Mikecg]

Oh! goody, when will be the first leching session Mick?.

Visa women are easy.

[brum]

dulwichmum Wrote:

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> >

> Perfect Brum,

>

> Do you really think

> that bouncing athletically through Dulwich Park,

> being shouted at and generally ordered about by a

> firm young man is for me?

Answer: most definitely! Exciting thought, all that bouncing. In fact, as an ex-military man myself, I could give you a few orders of my own...

'This position, Ready!' (you copy my actions)

And I even remember the warm up exercise sequence... leg, chest, supple, bend, twist, arm.

How perfect is that?

[dulwichmum]

Mr Mikecg and Mick Mac,

I shall inform the athletic male ex-army trainers at the park next Sunday, that you have equated them with a bunch of table dancers, then I shall assist them in hunting you down to beat you like a pair of dogs!

All that testosterone! I can't wait!!!

[Mick Mac]

I'll take on the army anytime.

[dulwichmum]

Me too (blushes)!

[Mick Mac]

It was not really tht kind of rumble I had in mind DM, but enjoy. A word of caution however - my father in law was an army man, he's not so hot now - old grey and fat, some of them don't age that well.

[woofmarkthedog]

Note to DM. Wear said sports bra........ t*ts sagging in Joseph cashmere not good look

Note to Jo Partridge. Alter orange/brown ratio D.M coming for "Alpine spring" tan.

Instructor looks like young Sid James...Huu haa hhaa huupp tooo it....that's luvly....

* sucks tooth *

[dulwichmum]

Oh Mick sweetie, I know what goes on... I watch Girls of the Playboy Mansion on the E Channel. You don't have to be ashamed of your sexuality. We are all friends on the East Dulwich Forum darling!:))

[Mikecg]

Peace Love and Tranquility Incorporated.B)

[brum]

Dear dulwichmum,

Having sussed out what tickles your well-manicured fancy, I thought you might like this pic.....

[dulwichmum]

OH MY GOD!

I am going for a lie down!

[Mick Mac]

is there something in the air in ed today. I think im slightly shocked by this soft porn chat especially from the respectable ladies of ed.

[dulwichmum]

There was no soft porn intent dear man. I simply needed to take some paracetamol and calm my nerves!