story add a SENTENCE (Happy now uncleglen)

[KidKruger]

...and also rubbing the frozen produce into the rabbit's nipples would have gone down badly, with screams of animal 'rights' abuses...

[Robert Poste's Child]

And having escaped one custodial sentence for pug abuse he thought better of committing another offence again so soon.

[FJDGoose]

Meanwhile in gotham city Batman was getting excited about his birthday celebrations ... 'will there be cake and party games' he asked Spiderman and the Incredible Hulk who were engrossed in a game of cribbage

[DulwichFox]

..and while all this was going on , where the hell was DulwichFox. Foxy was nowhere to be seen

[Otta]

Until he was spotted in a local pizza place.

[aquarius moon]

Because he couldn't ever face another curry.

[red devil]

Queuing up, Foxy drew admiring glances attired in his double denim with the legend ''I am Foxy'' emblazoned across his back, however, things would never be quite the same when a heavily armed Seabag walked in...

[Loz]

"Why are your arms so heavy, Seabag?", asked Foxy.

[red devil]

Just at that moment, the rhythmic shuffling of Louisa's Zimmer Frame could be heard coming down the Lane...Seabag sensed a potential ambush.

[Salsaboy]

Too late thought Louisa, he's heard me.

[Charles Notice]

So running into Iceland she changed in a yummy mummy and not an old local

[red devil]

Realising their plan had failed, Foxy grabbed Seabag's dough balls, with the subdued lighting scheme it was hard to tell whether a grimace or smile had broken out across Seabag's face...

[????]

100

[aquarius moon]

"100 quid" said Foxy "this is very expensive cheese on toast"

[Salsaboy]

As he lined up Quids in the crosshairs he thought 'I'll bloody give him 100'.

[Robert Poste's Child]

Quick as lightning, Foxy swapped his glasses for his other glasses, posted his intentions on the EDF to give Quids fair warning, then swapped his glasses back and released the safety catch - but where was Quids?

[Alan Medic]

42

[red devil]

Quids walked up to the counter of BetFred with a swagger that only someone born within the sound of Bow Bells could muster, either that or his piles were playing up again.

[aquarius moon]

To put his last penny on West Ham winning the Premiership

[Loz]

Though, with his piles acting up, he mistakenly put his bet on West Ham winning the Scottish Premiership. To his surprise, the odds were shorter.

[Robert Poste's Child]

Meanwhile Louisa was trying to remember if she had exercised the clique today or not.

[Seabag]

Then later Foxy's water tank falls through the loft and down his hallway, killing him dead

Louisa his widow chokes on a frozen something or other at Foxys wake, falling down the cellar stairs, she flops into a chest freezer and the lid slams shut

Dodgy wiring that Fox has installed causes the houes to burn down to the ground

The land is sold to Franca Manca who keep their bins on it

[aquarius moon]

While all this is going on, Steveo so wishes he could join in a game on the local forum but can't think of anything witty enough to write.

[aquarius moon]

And Seabag, none of that happened. Don't be mean. I'm still in her garage remember? By now, bonding with KK over homemade pea soup and Louisa is alive & well & planning to go ski-ing at the weekend.

[steveo]

aquarius moon Wrote:

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> While all this is going on, Steveo so wishes he

> could join in a game on the local forum but can't

> think of anything witty enough to write.

I'm not alone