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I was walking round the hospital last night and heard a patient say:


"Wee sleekit cow'rin tim'rous beastie,

O what a panic's in thy breastie!

Thou need na start awa sae hasty,

wi' bickering brattle.

I wad be laith to run and chase thee,

wi' murdering prattle!"


'What's that?' I asked.


'The serious Burns unit,' said the doctor

uncleglen Wrote:

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> (I have been put off even looking at the entire

> thread because the OP still has not spelled

> 'SENTENCE' correctly in the title. I am now at the

> end of my tether)


You may well be but everytime I see your name I see uncleanglen. Ever since to told us you only bathe twice a year or something like that.

Mr Par King (brother of Wayne) stirred in his Ivory tower near the bridge of London to realise that the good people of ED had seen through his thinly veiled plans to introduce a CPZ via the back door of 'free one hour parking'

"Fiddlesticks" he said meaning to say something ruder.

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