Next Time Someone Criticises Your Command Of The English Language...

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Give them this reply which I have just come across on another Forum..

"lets have a chat..

I deem it necessary to express my anxiety which has been pestering me since you have just said about my English.

I never attempted to exaggerate or fabricate any thing to distort the reality.

Factually and legally speaking, It is quite obvious that Your comportment is absolutely autocratic, oppressive and wantonly undemocratic.

Doesn?t it clinch my point that you are psychologically demented and to obviate the tedium of loneliness looks like you are always prone to fantasizing ill ? conceived wrong doing on my English; it is a figment of your loner imagination.

In and beneath your exterior, you are seething with hatred.

its true my english is not great but as i am not english still i can speak and communicate in English and others can understand very easily and as my skills I can do my job very well that's all its matters.

I bet you your English is may be good but you cannot use more then 200 words from your own English language.

and I wish you are not a manager or CEO where u just look at the English rather then skills, education, experience and think someones speaking in english and thats not his or her first language and still he is a quick learner and everything.. you just being a fruit cake here....

world not only revolves in ENGLISH Language anyway...

Usually when some thing doesn?t suit a person in a particular situation, he tries to cost lurid light even on facts, so i can understand your pain and

ONE MORE thing...

if you dont understand my english now get your self a dictionary ."

Get that right up the tuckers My Son!B)B)

[SeanMacGabhann]

That's all well and good coming from someone who may not have English as a first language.

But most corrections on here tend to be directed at people what should know better like

[Brendan]

That post should really all be one sentence Sean.

[SeanMacGabhann]

good spot, Brendan

[Tony.London Suburbs]

I have to concur that there should be a comma after "language" Sean::o

[Moos]

TLS, you have to be kidding. That post was badly written and makes a point - badly.

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Capital "G" sean

[Bellenden Belle]

"directed at people what should know better"

Mmmm, not sure about that clause either Sean.

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Moos Wrote:

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> TLS, you have to be kidding. That post was badly

> written and makes a point - badly.

When have you ever known me to joke Moos.

Life is a serious Business...

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Bellenden Belle Wrote:

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> "directed at people what should know better"

> Mmmm, not sure about that clause either Sean.

Seany was being ironic!...er, I think he was, anywayz...:))

[Bellenden Belle]

Tony.London Suburbs Wrote:

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> Bellenden Belle Wrote:

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> > "directed at people what should know better"

> > Mmmm, not sure about that clause either Sean.

>

> Seany was being ironic!...er, I think he was,

> anywayz...:))

Ahhh, I was clearly just being passive aggressive... but yes, you are probably right!

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Anyway Moos would you care to cast or even cost lurid light on its defects...?

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Bellenden Belle Wrote:

Ahhh, I was clearly just being passive aggressive.

Whats "passive aggressive" is that like "Past Pluperfect" that we used to learn in Latin?

[Brendan]

Bellenden Belle Wrote:

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> "directed at people what should know better"

> Mmmm, not sure about that clause either Sean.

Indeed it should in fact read, ??directed at people wot should know better.?

[Moos]

Tony.London Suburbs Wrote:

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> Anyway Moos would you care to cast or even cost

> lurid light on its defects...?

It's a fair cop, TLS. I can't be arsed. If I can summon up the energy later on to cast my gentle yet searching light upon it, I will do so.

[SeanMacGabhann]

Wow - TLS spotting my irony and Bellenden Belle actually thinking I write in that fashion. What is the world coming to?

[Tony.London Suburbs]

SeanMacGabhann Wrote:

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> Wow - TLS spotting my irony and Bellenden Belle

> actually thinking I write in that fashion. What is

> the world coming to?

I hope U R being "ironic" in saying that I "spotted your irony" as otherwise the inference is none too complimentary Seanster:X

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Moos Wrote:

TLS Wrote:

"even cost lurid light on its defects...?

>

> It's a fair cop, TLS. I can't be arsed. If I can

> summon up the energy later on to cast my gentle

> yet searching light upon it, I will do so.

All I'm asking is that any light you shed on this should be "lurid"....its the only kind of light that matters...

[SeanMacGabhann]

No offence meant young Tonester. It was more a reference to you and me often disagreeing, wheras BB and I often agree, but there we were with the tables turned..

[Tony.London Suburbs]

SeanMacGabhann Wrote:

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> No offence meant young Tonester. It was more a

> reference to you and me often disagreeing, wheras

> BB and I often agree, but there we were with the

> tables turned..

LOL!

You won't find me disagreeing much in future Sean!

I've been told "from above" that if I think any of my posts might be construed as antagonistic to the recipient then I must NOT go ahead and write same.

TLS: Rightly put in his place....

[Tony.London Suburbs]

In fact I agree with almost everybody on almost every thread in every one of EDF's fine fora:)-D

[SeanMacGabhann]

It's ok Tony - we have all had a message from He Who Must Be Obeyed at one point or another

No need to collect the full set, mind

[Tony.London Suburbs]

SeanMacGabhann Wrote:

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> It's ok Tony - we have all had a message from He

> Who Must Be Obeyed at one point or another

>

> No need to collect the full set, mind

:))

Actually, to be fair, its a thankless task being an Administrator but he does do a good job in letting the threads flow as much as possible and is, probably, a real contributory factor in the success of EDF.

....tls slips quietly away and removes some brown substance from his verbal orifice:-$

Oh! I agree, by the way....(tu)

[woofmarkthedog]

Jus punch 'em square in the gob.....pow in the mush

... with a bunch of *%?@**'s don't worry about the grammar...they will understand you clearly....

.....you could quote Byron or Yates whilst doing it ...if you wanted to mess with their head a little more..

Grrr

Woof

( mmmm.....now I'm worrying myself myself )

[Tony.London Suburbs]

woofmarkthedog Wrote:

.you could quote Byron or Yates whilst doing it ...if you wanted to mess with their head a> little more..

I'll mess with your head if you wanna call William Butler Yeats "Yates" My Boy!

Prefer The "Lake Poets" myself:)......tls wanders off into the distance as lonely as a cloud...