Dating Disaster

[HonaloochieB]

Keef Wrote:

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> I use both "rock up" and "rock on". I think I

> picked "rock up" up from an Australian friend.

> This was probably around the time I started

> calling all women Shielas, and became a potential

> threat.

>

> Bloody Antipodeans!

Are you sure the friend wasn't from New Zealand, Keef?

You've mixwd them up in yhe past

[Keef]

No, this one definitely a Melbourne boy.

[dulwichdoll]

Brendan Wrote:

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> So to summarise; Jaybee went to meet a bird who

> rocked up so arsholed that she couldn?t speak. He

> bottled it and ran away, which was probably not

> the best course of action. He openly admits that

> it probably wasn?t and feels bad about it. All

> well and good, this could lead somewhere.

>

> Then blah, blah, blah, bullshit, bullshit, some

> funny comments about getting your leg over, more

> blah, blah, bullshit for 4 pages.

>

> And people say the quality of debate on here is

> waning.

>

> Being a dick?

> Why yes I believe I am.

Forget the 'rocked up'. Who calls women 'birds' anymore ? How old are you Brendan ?

[Brendan]

Sorry doll.

[Brendan]

And why is the likelihood of someone to use language you find offensive an age issue. Your post is prejudice and offensive and I have a good mind to report it on ageism grounds.

[dulwichdoll]

Who said I find ' bird' offensive Brendan ?

Do you still rock up to disco's ? For a bop ? With your 'old lady' ? X

[Keef]

It's not "birds" anyway Brendan, it's "Shielas". How many more times!

[Brendan]

Sorry, bir.. er chi.. duck?

Ok listen just exactly what type of poultry based slang should I call my old lady these days to stay down with the kids, yoh?

[dulwichdoll]

Yo doesnt have a h on the end of it. You even spell old x

[Brendan]

Ok I'm definitely reporting that one for ageism.

[karter]

Brenda and DD seem to be having a dating disaster of their own here.:)

[Mikecg]

Ever been on one of those weird silent dates?

[dulwichdoll]

Who says old is bad Brendan ? Mr DD is not in the first flush either. But old people normally make assumptions. Brendan. x

[Brendan]

First flush! I?ll bloody first flush you. This is the equivalent of some kid hiding an old man?s spectacles I tell you.

I would have said, ?Arrived? but I didn?t think kids these days understood words with more than 2 syllables.

[jaybee82]

I hear in these parts your ladyfriend might be referred to as simply 'Me Ladee'. Not to be confused with 'Yes Me Lady' Parker from Thunderbirds. A demonstration...

'I bin hangin out in Dulwich Park wit' me lady innit blud'

Something a bit like that...er...blud.

[Brendan]

I only figured out the proper context in which to use the word, ?cool? a few years ago. Since then I have employed it to pretty cool effect though.

[georgia]

My worst date was with a bloke who said he would take me out for lunch for our first date. We went to Burger King and that was only because he had a 'buy one burger, get one free' voucher. Needless to say I did not see him again.

[jaybee82]

I have to confess to doing that a few months ago in Pizza Express...I blame the Credit Crunch personally.

[Mikecg]

Take a girl to Burgerming for a first date, what a charmer, was his name Nigel by any chance?.

[Cassius]

mmmm - I was taken to an All Bar One and he thought he was pretty 'cool' to take me there. Also a one-off!

[jaybee82]

Pretty glad I did in the end, as she confessed to me she had a recurrence of gout in the middle of my American Hot.

Needless to say I did not see her again.

[giggirl]

georgia Wrote:

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> My worst date was with a bloke who said he would

> take me out for lunch for our first date. We went

> to Burger King and that was only because he had a

> 'buy one burger, get one free' voucher. Needless

> to say I did not see him again.

Sad to say Georgia, I can actually trump your story. Someone once bought me a Pot Noodle for lunch. I'm not even convinced it's food.

[karter]

It would be interesting to see how Miles is getting on in the dating world, if he cares to share here of course.;-)

[Keef]

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Pretty glad I did in the end, as she confessed to me she had a recurrence of gout in the middle of my American Hot.

Needless to say I did not see her again.

What's so bad about that, do you know what gout is? (not being patronising, but I have had it, and know loads of others who have, didn't really know anything about it, until I couldn't walk one day!).

[Brendan]

Don?t get offended Keef. I think by, his American hot, he is referring to a part of her anatomy.