Local Lothario (Lounged)

[Keef]

Darling no sign of Ming whatsoever! Flash Gordon saw to that for the good of the Earth!

If it helps, I've never pulled, or tried to pull in a shop either, maybe I was looking at the singles game the wrong way all those lonely years.

[Ted Max]

I'm just trying to wrap all this up in a dossier for master Sam Masters (ace reporter) at the SLP. There are two lotharios that own businesses on Lordship Lane. One of them has a dose, and has passed it on to at least one acquaintance of FlickNormal. One of them gave Postmodern a real good time and then had a pop at her sister; this may or may not be the same guy who has the dose, but he is definitely married with kids and pretends he isn't until he is waxing his moustache in post-coital triumph. One of them has been posting on here, but not under the user name "InfectedShagger".

Is that about it? If I was investigations editor, I'd be thinking honeytrap, covert filming, make our excuses and leave. See if the Screws wants it first to clear a bit of wedge, otherwise run it as a DPS on Tuesday after the stabbing league tables.

[HonaloochieB]

Keef Wrote:

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> FelicityNormal Wrote:

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> > He has tried it on with me

> > but I did not succumb yet - and with what I now

>

> > know, I will never succumb.

>

> I think you're protesting too much Flick. I reckon

> underneath it all you are one smitten kitten.

> But please remember if you do decide to surrender

> your flower to him, then I beg you, take

> precautions.

> Don't tell him your real name and make sure the

> phone number you give him is the Yee Wah in Barry

> Road.

>

> I just love the fact that it's the STD that would

> stop her, not the fact he's already shagged her

> mate!

That's modern gals for you Keef. I blame that Germaine Greer myself.

[Dulwich Born And Bred]

Ted Max Wrote:

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> I'm just trying to wrap all this up in a dossier

> for master Sam Masters (ace reporter) at the SLP.

> There are two lotharios that own businesses on

> Lordship Lane. One of them has a dose, and has

> passed it on to at least one acquaintance of

> FlickNormal. One of them gave Postmodern a real

> good time and then had a pop at her sister; this

> may or may not be the same guy who has the dose,

> but he is definitely married with kids and

> pretends he isn't until he is waxing his moustache

> in post-coital triumph. One of them has been

> posting on here, but not under the user name

> "InfectedShagger".

>

> Is that about it? If I was investigations editor,

> I'd be thinking honeytrap, covert filming, make

> our excuses and leave. See if the Screws wants it

> first to clear a bit of wedge, otherwise run it as

> a DPS on Tuesday after the stabbing league tables.

Fantastic!!>:D<

[matthew123]

Will a bidding war now break out between the News Of The World and the Daily Mail to get the exclusives on the Lordship Lane Kennel club ;-) - how many shops are operating as fronts for afternoon pursuits whilst 'late lunch' is dangled over the door.

It's an eye opener if you ever walk down Lordship Lane during a week day, the number of young mums pushing their prams up and down Lordship Lane without a shopping bag in sight... now it all starts to make sense! ;-)

I've always wanted to have my own shop - but had always been held back by what to sell, now I know it's gonna be me!! And yes I will be imposing safeguards starting with a 2 foot wide door entrance ;-)

Sorry if anyone finds any of that offensive, it just sort of rolled off the keyboard :-$ oops...

[pearl1]

Am I the only one that noticed these two posts following directly on from each other??

Posted by: postmodern Today, 04:17PM

He is very good in bed.

Posted by: *Bob* Today, 04:17PM

FelicityNormal Wrote:

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> Is it such a good call to have sex with someone

> you're unsure about - condom or no condom?

Yes - but only in the ass.

[snoozequeen1]

And I have been wondering why it is not possible for a female (even of advanced years and dilapidation) to venture onto Lordship Lane without being creeped at non-stop.

I have been trying to find a tastefully designed badge that says 'I HAVE COME INTO HERE TO WORK YOU ********, WHAT'S MORE I HAVE A DEADLINE, AND ALL I WANT IS THE COFFEE I HAVE PAID YOU FOR, ******** OFF".

But now I don't know, really, since apparently an alarmingly large number of the women to be found on Lordship Lane, are in fact, very foolish whores. I would go back to the University Library, but that the males are even peskier in there.

What about the convent on Forest Hill Road, is it still open? Do they have a quiet room to let, does anyone know.

Also, Ted Max, I am adding this because I can't be bothered to post on here more than once, the people here are mad indeed, but of them all, I am counting you the maddest. ha!

[jaybee82]

I think thats a bit harsh Snooze. Not saying I would, but I think a bloke saying hello to a girl on the high street and offering a compliment should be considered quite chivalrous...not creepy! This is why a lot of blokes don't do it.

[FelicityNormal]

Jaybee, actually Snooze is spot-on.

[jaybee82]

Are you biffy? Sorry I'm going to bite all over this. So tell me, how would a bloke go about getting your number? Sounds very tough indeed.

What on earth is the world coming to?!

[FelicityNormal]

What is Biffy?jaybee82 Wrote:

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> Are you biffy? Sorry I'm going to bite all over

> this. So tell me, how would a bloke go about

> getting your number? Sounds very tough indeed.

>

> What on earth is the world coming to?!

[Dulwich Born And Bred]

jaybee82 Wrote:

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> Are you biffy? Sorry I'm going to bite all over

> this. So tell me, how would a bloke go about

> getting your number? Sounds very tough indeed.

>

> What on earth is the world coming to?!

Jay, I think it would help if he were actually SINGLE and wanted to get to know the lady other than just having sex ( because he is married) to get most girls numbers, there are ways of going about it.

I am sure most of us do not mind being chatted up but there are ways of doing it. With places likes shops, restaurants etc you have to make sure that the person is interested in you before jumping in and asking for a number and then constantly hassle the person everytime they have to enter the establishment otherwise you risk losing a customer. Usually it is pretty obvious if two people have an attraction for each other.

[jaybee82]

Maybe I digressed from the 'Dulwich Deviant' slightly.

I didnt mean hassle just anyone, clearly there is a time and place. All I'm saying is if the bloke seems normal and just engages in a bit of banter with you, how can that be considered being creepy? I might be lambasted for saying it, but I dont see any harm in it at all.

Having said that, I wouldn't do it so I guess that speaks volumes.

[Dulwich Born And Bred]

jaybee82 Wrote:

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> Maybe I digressed from the 'Dulwich Deviant'

> slightly.

>

> I didnt mean hassle just anyone, clearly there is

> a time and place. All I'm saying is if the bloke

> seems normal and just engages in a bit of banter

> with you, how can that be considered being creepy?

> I might be lambasted for saying it, but I dont see

> any harm in it at all.

>

> Having said that, I wouldn't do it so I guess that

> speaks volumes.

I have no problems with that, I am usually very poite and talk to everyone who talks to me, and I hope if they did ask me out and I refused they would not take it personally instead of trying to wear me down and talk me into going out with them! ( yes, happens to lots of women sadly!). Most women would be flattered to be chatted up and I do think it would be good if more men took control and asked ladies out but as I said, time and place and also the ones who don't give up should learn to take the hint and move on.

I just need someone I actually LIKE and FANCY to ask me out instead of old pervs, rude boys and married men!

[FelicityNormal]

Hear, hear! Plus one of the married Lotharios in question is extremely crude and aggressive. When a woman says 'no' he interprets that as 'please screw me now.'

[jaybee82]

OK, seconded. Didnt realise people tried to 'wear you down'...that does sound pretty cringe. I did have a chinese woman ask me to marry her once (no lie) which I thought was quite a nice gesture. Happy to say she didnt try to force me.

[FelicityNormal]

Oh yeah. He told me I was gagging to 'hop on' to his cock. This was within 1 day of me first clapping eyes on him

jaybee82 Wrote:

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> OK, seconded. Didnt realise people tried to 'wear

> you down'...that does sound pretty cringe. I did

> have a chinese woman ask me to marry her once (no

> lie) which I thought was quite a nice gesture.

> Happy to say she didnt try to force me.

[Huguenot]

How on earth did the conversation get around to that?

[jaybee82]

Smooth! I can only blame Felicity - she keeps wheeling out the unpleasantries! ;-)

[Huguenot]

I'm sorry, you may not test my penis, but you may hop on my cock?

[FelicityNormal]

In the course of him telling me how 'up for it' British women are

Huguenot Wrote:

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> How on earth did the conversation get around to

> that?

[Huguenot]

*cough*

[bigbadwolf]

Gag, slurp.

[bigbadwolf]

FelicityNormal Wrote:

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> In the course of him telling me how 'up for it'

> British women are

So what you're saying Flick is that essentially you brought it upon yourself. I take it that the gentleman in question sprung from Latin loins.

[Huguenot]

You're a bloody pervert BBW make no mistake. ;-)

And with this eraser I rub you.