david_carnell Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 Mick Mac Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> david_carnell Wrote:> --------------------------------------------------> -----> > Keef is now Otta> > Sean became S Jack> > Mockney turned into El Pibe> > And I've forgotten who was Mick Mac> > Only ever been Mick Mac.Damnit! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/52362-amateur-poets-corner/page/2/#findComment-806195 Share on other sites More sharing options...
red devil Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 There once was a rocker called Jeremy3 minute wonders his forteThen a long came a fair maidenFor 9 months she was ladenNow he's knee deep in nappy Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/52362-amateur-poets-corner/page/2/#findComment-806197 Share on other sites More sharing options...
aquarius moon Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 There's a guy called Red Devilwho thinks he can write versebut each passing poem seems to get worse! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/52362-amateur-poets-corner/page/2/#findComment-806199 Share on other sites More sharing options...
red devil Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 There once was a guy called QuidsHad a liking for punts and bidsThen too much of the StellaHe was a changed fellaNow drives a white van in Syds Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/52362-amateur-poets-corner/page/2/#findComment-806200 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Medic Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 Mick Mac Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> david_carnell Wrote:> --------------------------------------------------> -----> > Keef is now Otta> > Sean became S Jack> > Mockney turned into El Pibe> > And I've forgotten who was Mick Mac> > Only ever been Mick Mac.Oh no you haven't. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/52362-amateur-poets-corner/page/2/#findComment-806211 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeremy Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 Jeremy/forte/nappy = worst rhyme ever! Appreciate the effort though.. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/52362-amateur-poets-corner/page/2/#findComment-806212 Share on other sites More sharing options...
red devil Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 Jeremy Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Jeremy/forte/nappy = worst rhyme ever! Appreciate> the effort though..Best read in an Australian accent... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/52362-amateur-poets-corner/page/2/#findComment-806221 Share on other sites More sharing options...
red devil Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 There once was a veggy called moonRead her posts you might think she was a loonBut it gets worseSupports Millwall, what a curseAnd watches X Factor to sing out of tuneI love you really Moonster! :) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/52362-amateur-poets-corner/page/2/#findComment-806222 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DulwichFox Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 Down on Lordship laneThey are queuing up again.Trying to buy pizzas And standing in the rain.Blocking up the pavementAnd letting no one through.And they have an hour to waitThey're nineteenth in the queue.The favourite it is SourdoughCos Sourdough is the bestAnd queuing up in the rainJust like all the rest.Finally they get in And try and find a seatCos eating Pizza is no funWhen standing on your feet.Anon Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/52362-amateur-poets-corner/page/2/#findComment-806224 Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pibe Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 I wandered lonely as a cloudThat floats on high o'er grove vale and under hill,When all at once I saw a crowd,Stealing the golden daffodils;But don't worry because someone mounted the pavement and ran them over before an angry mob beat the rest of them to death with their Orla Kiely pitchforks made of pure self-righteousness Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/52362-amateur-poets-corner/page/2/#findComment-806227 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TE44 Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 A hospital a skeleton of what it used to be,Applications being processed for schools I hearare free,Primary care, secondary care,consultation on how we feel,Will they hear our voices or is it a done deal. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/52362-amateur-poets-corner/page/2/#findComment-806234 Share on other sites More sharing options...
aquarius moon Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 red devil Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> There once was a veggy called moon> Read her posts you might think she was a loon> But it gets worse> Supports Millwall, what a curse> And watches X Factor to sing out of tune> > I love you really Moonster! :)Love you too RD! And I actually think your poems are quite good even though my one was better :) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/52362-amateur-poets-corner/page/2/#findComment-806237 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBen Posted December 11, 2014 Author Share Posted December 11, 2014 red devil Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> There was a man called MrBen> Well known for his business acumen> He dined out at The Patch> Found their service was snatch> ''They'll nae last 'til Christmas, ye ken!''Great work RD. Impressive as we can all hear a real "Auchtermuchty" snarl in the last line. The manner in which you've conveyed the actual sound of the final words is exquisite. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/52362-amateur-poets-corner/page/2/#findComment-806274 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandNewGuy Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 "Threads"Any cab firms that take dogs?Will Swap For A Bag Of LogsEx-toilet on the RyeAnxious pizza delivery guyAmy Winehouse passes awayComedy train announcements todaySouthwark Councils Noise TeamStretch mark prevention creamWanted: Wii fit board and mclaren pramRacist Bigot shouting bile on tram...Hindman's House of HorrorIs tippee toes on tomorrow?Nigella's breakfast barsBest nursing bras?Wanted - someone to fix gas fireSarkozy brands Netanyahu a 'liar'The Dog is to Become a 20 Room HotelLady Thatcher very unwellIncrease in Aircraft NoiseGood potty training book for boys...The Gowlett's 8th Birthday Bender...For sale: Breville BlenderBuggy Board with Bugaboo Bee?Wardrobes & Drawers for FreeHairdesser vs tax man3rd degree burns to my jam panGaming room (It's a geeks paradise)St Francis Road - nice?Free - Children's BMX type bikeHow will you cope with the teachers' strike?Accident by the shops at The PloughRioting getting silly now3 remote controlled lightsBabylon filming at Dawson HeightsPower Pilates - get rid of that tummy!Good for Nanny, Bad for MummyBlisters on toddler's lipsBad Skin Post Baby... Tips!?Place for a couple of drinks tonightPeople who talk absolute shiteDJ DecksCenter Parks and Anal SexNOW GONE Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/52362-amateur-poets-corner/page/2/#findComment-806370 Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pibe Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 please tell me they're all real thread names Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/52362-amateur-poets-corner/page/2/#findComment-806396 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Help-Ma-Boab Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 If they are this wins the forum for today!El Pibe Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> please tell me they're all real thread names Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/52362-amateur-poets-corner/page/2/#findComment-806413 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandNewGuy Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 El Pibe Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> please tell me they're all real thread namesThey are :-) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/52362-amateur-poets-corner/page/2/#findComment-806414 Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pibe Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 yaaaay, sterling effort!!! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/52362-amateur-poets-corner/page/2/#findComment-806419 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inbetweener Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 For those interested in poetry Southwark Libraries are starting their 6th Poetry Festival...details here on the Council website:http://www.southwark.gov.uk/events/event/3461/rhyme_and_reason_6_southwark_libraries_poetry_festival Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/52362-amateur-poets-corner/page/2/#findComment-819299 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidKruger Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Nice one BNG. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/52362-amateur-poets-corner/page/2/#findComment-819459 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dulwich Born And Bred Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 That was great BrandNewGuy! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/52362-amateur-poets-corner/page/2/#findComment-819470 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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