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benmorg Wrote:

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> If you buy them late in the day then the base will

> have hardened into what can only be described as

> scalding grease-filled cardboard.


Now you're talking, borg. I'll see you in the queue.

Maybe because the 2 kids under the age of 10 that died on nunhead lane in road accidents in the last 10 years have pulled the figures down dramatically. Fuck your sausage roll jokes, how about you focus on the fact that your local council Executive have dicked around for 10 years diverting funding to everything on the other side of the rye to secure your votes. Good on them.

Michael Palaeologus Wrote:

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> Most of Nunhead is a cemetary. Surely to GOD that

> tells you something about the place...


Ooh, rhetoric. Go on, what?

That it immediately makes it more interesting than the majority of ED?

Michael Palaeologus Wrote:

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> Most of Nunhead is a cemetary. Surely to GOD that

> tells you something about the place...


Most of Nunhead is a cemetery that has been used as a contaminated waste dump for the past umpteen years.


A word of well meant advice to people who buy veg from Honor Oak Allotments holders: In the late 90s the allotment society removed a lot of top soil from one of the affected areas for use on the allotments. I have the correspondence advising the relevant LBS officer that this was happening, plus his reply to them telling them not to do it. Not a definition of healthy veggies.

vinceayre Wrote:

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> A note from the owners of Ayres the Bakers.

>

> I refute all suggestions of mass murder.

> I know for a fact that neither I nor my ancestors

> have killed any of our customers by selling them

> fabulous buns and cakes because i have often asked

> them whether they are dead and they have

> catagorically said no.

> Dulwichmum cannot know much about our shop as I do

> not believe she has ever paid less than ?5.00 for

> a loaf of bread so would have no idea what a

> proper bakers is.

> For the sausage rolls I offer no defence.

>

> So there!!

>

> ps: DM I would have added a link to your UberBlog

> but dont know how.



Perfect manly Mr Vinceayre,


I refute your claims that I do not know much about your shop. I'll have you know that I dispense my housekeeper to your establishment on a regular basis, ignoring any concerns for her safety - it is practically in Peckham you know (OHMYGOD!). Indeed, if it were not for your nonchelant attitude towards the health and indeed the marriages of the local population, I would not currently be enslaved to my damn Power Plate.


I am completely addicted to your confectionary (swoon).


Shame on you young man, I am a married lady of almost forty years with a nubile young au pair around the house to compete for my husbands attentions. Have you no idea of the lengths I must go to in order to work off these excessive calories?


I have a young family to think of (sob)...

Mr Vinceayre,


I am almost forty years old (shhh) and I assure you that I shall look substantially older when I am married forty years, despite the ready availability of various injectible substances at a beauty emporium not a twenty minute stroll from your own fine establishment.


If you are unkind to me, I shall have Albena (my enormous Bulgarian housekeeper) give you a thick ear, but I shall never stop indulging in your fine confectionery (sigh)!

"I bought a sausage-roll in Greggs in Lewisham last year. Louisa would have been proud of me.

It was easily the worst thing I have ever eaten"


Do you know that there are branches of Greggs in Brussels? Shamefully, it's true.


+Handbrake turn+

On topic, I have no idea why people live shorter lives in Nunhead.

Multiple factors contribute to life expectancy but on the whole it is pretty solid reflection of the socio-economic status of the population. People in lower socio-economic groups tend to die earlier - whether it is due to smoking, alcohol, diet (including sausage roll intake), obesity, access to/ use of healthcare or a combination of the above so you would expect Dulwich to have a higher life expectancy than some of the surrounding areas.

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