Dirty Secrets/Guilty Pleasures

[steveo]

I touched up my mate's mum once (or twice)

[Salsaboy]

So did I.

[Robert Poste's Child]

I'm hoping this refers to the distant past, not this evening...

[Loz]

Robert Poste's Child Wrote:

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> I'm hoping this refers to the distant past, not this evening...

... or she took her false teeth out, at the very least.

[maxxi]

Loz Wrote:

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> Robert Poste's Child Wrote:

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> > I'm hoping this refers to the distant past, not

> this evening...

>

> ... or she took her false teeth out, at the very

> least.

...and that Steveo and Salsaboy weren't the first two in a long queue for the poor woman.

[Jah Lush]

In '86 I rented a house with a few friends on Lacon Road. On one or two occasions I had to shag the landlady to get out of paying my share of the rent.

[camberwell70]

I once liked Marillion.

[Henry_17]

Jah Lush,

Pls more details. More interested in the negotiations than the act, but use your discretion.

Henry

[????]

The Spectator

[LadyDeliah]

I don't do guilt :-)

[Jah Lush]

Actually, I feel no guilt about shagging my cougar landlady. We both got what we wanted. It was a pleasure rather than a chore.

[LadyDeliah]

Lol, glad to hear it.

[maxxi]

Did you lose your deposit?

[Jah Lush]

Thankfully no. Which enabled me to splash out a bit.

[Loz]

Come again?

[GSJ57]

Keep up Loz, he already said he did it more than once.

[Loz]

Well, I feel like a right tit now.

[Salsaboy]

Did you have to sneak around to her back door to stop your flat-mates seeing what you were up to?

[Dopamine1979]

At least you didn't go into arrears.

[FJDGoose]

Genesis - Abacab - (the whole album)

[Jah Lush]

http://i1369.photobucket.com/albums/ag237/jahlushhead/10502396_10202556499503318_6031553724784459145_n_zpscc7f2180.jpg

[El Pibe]

absolutely!!!

[FJDGoose]

Well yeah, absolutely !

[El Pibe]

plus what's not to like about abacab, it's like the 80s condensed into one record.

It's shoulder pads, maverick cop duos, flourescent socks and hand claps in vinyl!!!

[steveo]

Foul mouthed bastid, get yer 'air cut