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Ted Max Wrote:

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> The thing about cucumber relish is maintaining the

> textural integrity of the cucumber, against the

> mush-inducing salt and tang of the vinegar and

> onion. I have no idea who or what Bix was, but if

> they managed that in a commercial product then I

> mourn their passing as I would that of a friend's

> beloved aunt that I have never personally met.

>

> But rethinking this, given this is your brain

> we're talking about Hona (85% rock 'n' roll, 15%

> "something in the rag trade", 5% Peroni) I'd

> recommend something milder. Perhaps a soothing

> raita.


And Ted this is what Bix's achieved, one would often get a slight 'squeak' on the tooth as the skin from the cucumber rubbed against it.

Raita, you reckon? Lovely.

Moos Wrote:

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> Blimey, just caught up with this thread. I'm now

> going to have to say I was joking, in case TLS

> sues me for libel.

>

> I'm not a big user of emoticons, I personally

> think they make the joke less funny.


That's OK Moos, thanks to yours and Ted's involvement I can now negotiate an absolutely enormous salary and all the fringe benefits I fancy.

And the brain business, I'm not using most of it all the time anyway hardly, so...oh look a bee.

Tony.London Suburbs Wrote:

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> Mikecg Wrote:

> As ever I don't have a clue what the hell you are

> on about?. *Stares into space vacantly wondering

> WTF*

>

> Hona is an acquired taste.

>

> Would you like to acquire him?

>

> p.s. Personally I would like to keep him as a pet,

> in a cage naturally, feed him, buy him new sandals

> or a new dufflecoat occassionally, and, in return,

> for his bed, board and cage he would entertain me

> all day with his amusing anecdotes, vivid

> vignettes and fabulously fertile imagination.:)


All I can say TLS is I should avoid him like the plague really, He is the human equiv of R2D2 so I think I'll leave this aquisition to tender, the main reason being I dont think I have the time or the stomouch to read the HB hand manual that comes with him.

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