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Anyone as fanny, talented and witty as HonaloochieB deserves to have the reward of "self praise":-$


I'm not saying you and all the other contributors aren't some or, indeed, all of the above but I do, particularly, look forward to his posts...:)

Keef Wrote:

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> No need to call him a fanny though Tony!


Keep it to yourself Keef but I wrote "funy" and went to Edit it, then thought "Ey Oop!" lets bring him down a tad:-$

Keef, Moos kindly stay on topic please.

Any more of this loving someone other than myself and I will have no choice but to take the matter up with admin.

I don't wish to introduce a sour note, and like Ringo Starr I say it with love and peace.

Tony.London Suburbs Wrote:

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> Keef Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > No need to call him a fanny though Tony!

>

> Keep it to yourself Keef but I wrote "funy" and

> went to Edit it, then thought "Ey Oop!" lets bring

> him down a tad:-$


Tony Tony Tony I can't tell you how much it saddens me to see the content of your post.

Ey Oop? What the hell's all that about?

Moos Wrote:

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> Hona, your Forumharem is big enough. I was an

> early adopter of the HB crush, but felt I had to

> defect when everyone got one. I hope you

> understand, it's nothing personal.

>

> So if I want to love Keef then I jolly well will,

> even though it breaks Rule One.


Oh Moos, I'm heartsick at the thought that it seems I was a mere plaything.

A 'crush'? 'Defect when everyone got one'?

'It's nothing personal'? That's what they told Tessio when he got 'whacked' in The Godfather.

Did it soothe the 'whacking'? No. Because he still got 'whacked' And it hurt. Yes, hurt Moos.

I wish you both well, though Keef I'd counsel caution before embarking on any 'Badlands' style enterprises.

Moos Wrote:

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> Aww, Hona. I had no idea you'd take it so badly.

> Never mind, here's a nice biscuit.


Thanks Moos a hobnob at that. Good to have you back, let's not speak of 'Keefgate' ever again.

To be honest HB I think it's very bad form of MtH to do the Thursday night when so many hardcore fans have already booked flights to get them there for the Friday. I doubt very much whether ticket buyers for the Thursday night will be fresh meat - much more likely to be fans, like yourself, already booked up for the Friday and Saturday. They might as well have done a season ticket!


Do you have a strategy for tomorrow morning? Ticketbastard did the pre so not much use going to them as they'll have sold all their goodies? Are you a good multi-tasker (as good as a man can be that is)? Will be going from one site to the other?

Hi Giggi, what you're saying is the same as a lot of long time fans, but I gather there was a fair number who didn't manage to get tickets for the first two dates.

I think some people will be highly pissed off if on the back of this the band decide to do a tour on the basis of the success of these three gigs. People are travelling from all over Europe the US and Canada to be here so I guess they'd be feling somewhat cheated if that happened. Ian has got his own record ready for release and he is not especially keen on touring - playing live yes - touring not so much.

Anyway I got a ticket for the 1st, the stalls had all gone in the presale but I got an aisle seat in the rear circle, not great but heck I'll be there.

HUGS

Oh Hoochie I cannot bear you being in the rear of the circle. Would you be able to offload your tickets onto someone on one of the MtH forums if I could get you better seats? If all three dates are sold out could you offload your tickets onto someone who missed out maybe?


What they should have done (and hindsight is always 20/20) is put the Thursday and Saturday nights on first of all and THEN added the Friday. Like a sandwich.


I think that sometimes a band might announce a one off and then the rehearsals start and they get all excited and bingo - before you know it they're booked into everywhere between here and Eastbourne (or LA). Whatever. I do think this one sucks though - because of all the people who made travel plans.

  • 3 weeks later...

Kells Wrote:

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> No, far too low down. I'll admit my true

> feelings......

>

> Giggirl, if you don't mind some help, I'll be glad

> to do whatever I can. And if anyone does feel the

> need to buy me a pair of wellies, I'd quite like

> blue hunter ones.

>

> Thanks.


Initially Kells my heart leapt in my bosom when I saw you had posted on here.

And when I read your post I was thrilled that you'd seen sense and had decided to be all in love with me and everything.

But then I pondered for a while.

On reflection your offer of help to Giggirl wasn't, as I first thought a suggestion that you combine your affections, but rather an implication that Giggi might need some assistance as regards her mental health.

A terrible slur on Giggi's competency, and one which if I were her legal counsel I'd suggest she take into the court arena.

On seeing your request for wellies my first thought was that you were volunteering to construct a Benny Hill style Garden Of Love in my honour, as in his song In My Garden Of Love.

But I realised then it was a reference to Giggi's comment about trampling on she and the other Bandwagon Chick's expressions of sentiment towards me.

Kells Kells Kells. I'm more saddened than angered, and am assuming you've had another bad day and are blindly lashing out in a fit of pique.

A quick declaration of love and we'll draw a line under the matter.

I can't say fairer than that.

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