northlondoner Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Lady Delilah ! I'm shocked !!! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/47140-good-lines/page/2/#findComment-768846 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyDeliah Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 northlondoner Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Lady Delilah ! I'm shocked !!!Lol, just keeping it real bro. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/47140-good-lines/page/2/#findComment-768848 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salsaboy Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 I'm not. I'm interested......northlondoner Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Lady Delilah ! I'm shocked !!! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/47140-good-lines/page/2/#findComment-768875 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dopamine1979 Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 TTIUWP Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/47140-good-lines/page/2/#findComment-768891 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyDeliah Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Lol, google it. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/47140-good-lines/page/2/#findComment-768917 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loz Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 LadyDeliah Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> 'Sit on my face' sometimes works on some of the women I know, but only if the guy is hot snyway.Many (many) years ago when I worked in a pub, one girl propositioned me with the rather direct opening line of "fancy a f***?". Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/47140-good-lines/page/2/#findComment-768950 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mako Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Was it successful? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/47140-good-lines/page/2/#findComment-768951 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loz Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Nope. Her choice of opening line was far from the worst aspect about her. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/47140-good-lines/page/2/#findComment-768955 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Mac Posted July 28, 2014 Author Share Posted July 28, 2014 Well done on having standards Loz. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/47140-good-lines/page/2/#findComment-769020 Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pibe Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 talking of good lines, sort of a double pun hereFrom London chat up lines http://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/chat-up-lines-that-would-definitely-work-in-london Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/47140-good-lines/page/2/#findComment-773670 Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pibe Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 ha ha Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/47140-good-lines/page/2/#findComment-773671 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louisa Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Groucho Marx (1890-1977):'I never forget a face, but in your case I?d be glad to make an exception.'Louisa. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/47140-good-lines/page/2/#findComment-773676 Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pibe Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Hmm, novel approach Louisa, insult them. Sort treat em mean keep em keen logic to it i guess. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/47140-good-lines/page/2/#findComment-773685 Share on other sites More sharing options...
titch juicy Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 LadyDeliah Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> 'Sit on my face' sometimes works on some of the> women I know, but only if the guy is hot snyway.> > 'Are you into squirters?' tends to work for me> when I'm out hunting, not sure this is a line> though, more investigative enquiries.Norris McSquirter?I was with a squirter once- scared the living bejeezus out of me first time- but after that it was quite a thing. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/47140-good-lines/page/2/#findComment-773694 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salsaboy Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Yeah, I've had that as well, quite an eye opener!titch juicy Wrote:> > I was with a squirter once- scared the living> bejeezus out of me first time- but after that it> was quite a thing. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/47140-good-lines/page/2/#findComment-773824 Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveo Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 "Would you like to come on my boat?" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/47140-good-lines/page/2/#findComment-773827 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerbeer Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/47140-good-lines/page/2/#findComment-773831 Share on other sites More sharing options...
northlondoner Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Salsaboy Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Yeah, I've had that as well, quite an eye opener!> > titch juicy Wrote:> > > > I was with a squirter once- scared the living> > bejeezus out of me first time- but after that> it> > was quite a thing.Yes - has caught me by surprise as well. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/47140-good-lines/page/2/#findComment-774252 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyDeliah Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 steveo Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> "Would you like to come on my boat?"Who could say no to that? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/47140-good-lines/page/2/#findComment-774554 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyDeliah Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 titch juicy Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Norris McSquirter?> > I was with a squirter once- scared the living> bejeezus out of me first time- but after that it> was quite a thing.It seems to be a bit addictive for some guys. No idea why though. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/47140-good-lines/page/2/#findComment-774697 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salsaboy Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 That'll be because you're not a guy.Or are you??? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/47140-good-lines/page/2/#findComment-774810 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyDeliah Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Salsaboy Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> That'll be because you're not a guy.> > Or are you???Rumbled! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/47140-good-lines/page/2/#findComment-774823 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dopamine1979 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Heaven must be missing an angel, cos you look just like Ronnie Barker. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/47140-good-lines/page/2/#findComment-774934 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Mac Posted August 19, 2014 Author Share Posted August 19, 2014 Hey....how you doin ( in the style of Friends ) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/47140-good-lines/page/2/#findComment-775205 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FJDGoose Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 you don't sweat much for a fat lass ;)- ( good old Viz comic ) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/47140-good-lines/page/2/#findComment-775206 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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