Is Dulwich Village...

[Robert Poste's Child]

When the 2011 riots happened I got the impression there was nothing around here that those involved would be tempted to loot so they had to go to Peckham, Clapham or Croydon instead.

[sydenhamcentral]

I have it on good authority that an invisible force field was erected around 'The Village' to protect Gails from the looters who were after their carrot cake. Luckily this important local treasure was saved for the masses who save up for weeks to indulge in such delicious treats once in a blue moon, savouring every crumb and feasting on the memory of every morsel rather than gorging on inferior goods more often in joyless consumerism.

[Loz]

Dog duck Wrote:

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> Dulwich Village quiet... never riot

Ha - the local cover band at the Dog probably has to change the lyrics of "I Predict A Riot" to "I Think It Rather Quiet"

[Robert Poste's Child]

Except Gail's wasn't there then.

sydenhamcentral Wrote:

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> I have it on good authority that an invisible

> force field was erected around 'The Village' to

> protect Gails from the looters who were after

> their carrot cake. Luckily this important local

> treasure was saved for the masses who save up for

> weeks to indulge in such delicious treats once in

> a blue moon, savouring every crumb and feasting on

> the memory of every morsel rather than gorging on

> inferior goods more often in joyless consumerism.

[DulwichVillageLady]

This thread got me a ban from the main East Dulwich board. Do you all harber resentment from not buying in the more affluent area. Average house price in DV is 1.5 mil.

[DulwichVillageLady]

DulwichVillageLady is most pleased.

[Otta]

I don't think I've ever known a poster try so hard, and fail so miserably.

You are not funny.

You are not winding anyone up.

Have some pride!

[*Bob*]

DulwichVillageLady Wrote:

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> This thread got me a ban from the main East

> Dulwich board. Do you all harber resentment from

> not buying in the more affluent area. Average

> house price in DV is 1.5 mil.

wen did this thred got u ban from EDF?

[DulwichVillageLady]

Otta yet here you are... protesting, a little too much.

[DulwichVillageLady]

Its a lovely day in the village today.

[Otta]

I'm just trying to explain to you that this is cringe worthy car crash stuff. You haven't got my back up, I'm just embarrassed for you.

But you carry on, you're probably making yourself chortle and that's the main thing.

[northlondoner]

Jah Lush

> No one said 'fi real' in my day old bean.

Yes I believe " fi real " to be a neologism .

[sydenhamcentral]

Robert Poste's Child Wrote:

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> Except Gail's wasn't there then.

>

Well, that's that theory kicked into touch.

The carrot cake is good though. I'm about to take out a second mortgage to get another one soon.

[Louisa]

Otta I have to agree. This is a fail of epic proportions and the OP appears oblivious. I think I'd have long thrown in the towel on this very poor attempt if I were DVL.

Louisa.

[DulwichVillageLady]

Now we're well into two pages. Keep it coming folks. Here all day. Otters / Louise?

[MrsMcC]

DullVacuousLoser

[Louisa]

DVL two edits and you STILL spelt both mine and Otta's screen names incorrectly. Well done.

Louisa.m

[StraferJack]

I think that was deliberate Louisa - it's her MO

[Robert Poste's Child]

You have to admire the tenacity that makes someone register and then wait almost a year before trolling in earnest. I'm no good at delayed gratification. If this has been gratifying for them.

[Loz]

Seems to be a bit of troll feeding going on here, folks. Starving them is the best cure.

[*Bob*]

A year in the planning - and this sack of shite is the best that can be mustered?

Revolver in the study.

[vgrant]

The lazy student laybouts are on holiday now I guess - idle hands innit - this is a situationist art prank and you fell for it.

[nxjen]

I don't think anyone fell for it

[grabot]

I suppose, drawing positives. On the assumption that this is a pseudonym for a person who is still in the developmental stage for literacy skills. We should praise their willingness to put their fledgling skills in the public domain; like a small child playing its first public piano recital.

[*Bob*]

Let us hope they have permission from the billpayer.

Mediocrity beckons. All the best.