Mum shocked by 'dogging' exploits - SLP 13 April

[dc]

Clearly the Forum is becoming a must visit for all sorts of journalists - see page 7 in today's SLP.

To give you a flavour:

"Writing on the East Dulwich Forum one mum said "Oh My God.""!

and: "DulwichMum wrote: "These people are filth. They should be boiled in oil and have their children confiscated by social services.""

[Ant]

Perhaps they'll send a reporter to cover the drinks tonight, notepad in hand ready to record any whiff of a local scandal.

[Keef]

I swear I feel annoyed that these people are getting paid for our gossip!!!!!! :(

[louisiana]

SLP - call that journalism?

If all these people can muster as news is picking up banter from a website, they are sadder even than I had thought.

Actually, Marina Hyde in The Grauniad is just as bad - quoting material from political gossip websites and claiming it as her own.

[jim_the_chin]

cheap journalism, cheap paper

[dulwichmum]

I get clicks through most days of the week on my blog from the Forum from The Times. We will have to watch what we say then... not!

DM

[dulwichmum]

OHMYGOD! I just read the article, and it reads as though I am completely seriously saying that these people should be boiled in oil! Ha, ha, ha!

I wonder if they will put in a quote from me soon, mentioning how I intend to ship my current au pair home to Lithuania in a crate - have they no sense of humour?

I mean, everyone knows that au pairs must pay for their own transportation home, if she chooses to travel by crate - who am I to argue?

DM

[Huguenot]

Are you sure the journo's not your au pair DM? B)

[dulwichmum]

You may be on to something there dear Huguenot. That girl has gone right down in my estimations of late. You should see her blossoming wardrobe. Can Primark really be that cheap or am I paying her too much?

[SimonM]

>>OHMYGOD! I just read the article, and it reads as though I am completely seriously saying that these people should be boiled in oil! Ha, ha, ha!:D

[dulwichmum]

Dear SimonM,

I actually said that line here on the forum - so I am sure they can do what they like! Shame, I could do with a 100 guineas. I could do with a spray tan...

[*Bob*]

Perhaps, in future, if anyone decides to make any lighthearted comment - in jest - on the forum, they should always follow it up with " - JOKE!!!!" so that those of limited intelligence (and any Americans who might be reading) might not be unduly mislead.

[spymum]

How funny! I wonder how many guineas my 'Oh My God' would be worth?! Hey journalist guys! I'm available for outraged quotes and general chuntering at a reasonable price!

spymum

(Blog: Posh Mum)

[SimonM]

>>I actaully said that line here on the forum - so I am sure they can do what they like! Shame, I could do with a 100 guineas. I could do with a spray tan...<<

of course you did - how could I forget? But still...plagiarism is plagiarism, inetllectual property is intellectual property :))

Spray tans are so "Footballers' Wives" though....

[dulwichmum]

Dear SimonM,

Really? And there was me thinking I looked demure!

[Ant]

Ha! Posting at 1.25 am DM? You are SO busted. (And I'm glad I'm not the only one posting on here following the drinks.)

*waits for bottle to warm up*

[dulwichmum]

Dear Ant,

Pass that little one over here and go back to bed. Ana will take her to the park for you. Don't you have a hangover or is that just me?

DM

[mockney piers]

I'm up and about, but in an almost figurative sense. Feeling a bit pooky if needs be told.

[Ant]

I feel quite good, actually, and am looking forward to an afternoon in the park. Must have been all that water I drank.

[dulwichmum]

Dear Ant,

I feel sick, sick, sick. It must have been all the wine I drank! Mr Batdog never revealed himself. I am crushed.

DM

[SeanMacGabhann]

DM -

you MUST be in a bad way - e isn't even next to t

[karter]

Dulwichmum

What kind of wine were you drinking?

[Michael Palaeologus]

It was the CPTs finest "Dry White Wine" - large glases of said. I spilt a little on the bar and the varnish started to blister.

[karter]

No wonder Dulwichmum is feeling this way, should have asked for organic .

[dulwichmum]

Ohmygod, never again! James says I was loud and larey (do you spell it that way?). I am so sorry if I talked too much or offended anyone, I was out of control. I have a huge black footprint on one leg of my white jeans - what could have happened there? Also, I seem to have lost one of the heels from my peep toe shoes!

DM