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Mum shocked by 'dogging' exploits - SLP 13 April


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Clearly the Forum is becoming a must visit for all sorts of journalists - see page 7 in today's SLP.


To give you a flavour:


"Writing on the East Dulwich Forum one mum said "Oh My God.""!


and: "DulwichMum wrote: "These people are filth. They should be boiled in oil and have their children confiscated by social services.""

SLP - call that journalism?

If all these people can muster as news is picking up banter from a website, they are sadder even than I had thought.

Actually, Marina Hyde in The Grauniad is just as bad - quoting material from political gossip websites and claiming it as her own.

OHMYGOD! I just read the article, and it reads as though I am completely seriously saying that these people should be boiled in oil! Ha, ha, ha!


I wonder if they will put in a quote from me soon, mentioning how I intend to ship my current au pair home to Lithuania in a crate - have they no sense of humour?


I mean, everyone knows that au pairs must pay for their own transportation home, if she chooses to travel by crate - who am I to argue?


DM

Perhaps, in future, if anyone decides to make any lighthearted comment - in jest - on the forum, they should always follow it up with " - JOKE!!!!" so that those of limited intelligence (and any Americans who might be reading) might not be unduly mislead.

>>I actaully said that line here on the forum - so I am sure they can do what they like! Shame, I could do with a 100 guineas. I could do with a spray tan...<<


of course you did - how could I forget? But still...plagiarism is plagiarism, inetllectual property is intellectual property :))


Spray tans are so "Footballers' Wives" though....

Ohmygod, never again! James says I was loud and larey (do you spell it that way?). I am so sorry if I talked too much or offended anyone, I was out of control. I have a huge black footprint on one leg of my white jeans - what could have happened there? Also, I seem to have lost one of the heels from my peep toe shoes!


DM

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