So How Are You Today?

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

In the words of the sainted George Harrison,

Watch out now, take care

Beware of soft shoe shufflers

Dancing down the sidewalks

As each unconscious sufferer

Wanders aimlessly

Beware of maya

[HonaloochieB]

EDOldie Wrote:

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> The subtle, recurring confusion between illusion

> and reality that was characteristic of paramnesia

> fascinated the chaplain, and he knew a number of

> things about it. He knew, for example, that it was

> called paramnesia, and he was interested as well

> in such corollary optical phenomena as jamais vu,

> never seen, and presque vu, almost seen.

> - Joseph Heller, Catch-22

>

> Dear HB & JL,

>

> I think you may both be suffering some sort of

> psychological disorder. Unbelievable as that may

> seem.

Thnks for that EDOldie.

However I'm going to have have to balk at Joseph Heller's diagnosis on the grounds that the book was good, the film was shit and I hated Good As Gold.

I demand a second opinion from John Kennedy Toole.

Oh. Yes, all right then, his estate.

[KalamityKel]

When I get my hands on the germ spreader I WILL strangle 'em. After I've fully recovered from this man type flu thing. AND if old ppl or pregnant women think I'm going to give up my seat for them on the bus this morn just try it! My pain is too much I tell ya! :-(

[jumpinjackflash]

fat & bloated

[HonaloochieB]

So if I'm reading it right, some old bloke's got KK up the duff.

Scandalous.

[HonaloochieB]

jumpinjackflash Wrote:

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> fat & bloated

Welcome to my world.

[Rhinestone Cowboy]

feeling fine.. off to St Lucia tomorrow for 5 days Upper class travel nice when you have a friend who works for the Airlines.. 28c thats warm I think.

[citizenED]

Putting myself down for just the wrong side of off-colour. Eyes are sore and ever-so-slightly-crossed; head feels like over-used pillow. Mouth like the iside of trouser turn-ups. Still, at least I am the healthiest person in my household.

[KalamityKel]

HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> So if I'm reading it right, some old bloke's got

> KK up the duff.

> Scandalous.

Wot school did u go to? :-|

[Jah Lush]

Beginning to yawn and stretch a bit, feeling rather tired. I was up at 5.30am and I'm more used to going to bed at that time.

[Brendan]

Effing ?orrible! Been sick for over a week now. For some stupid reason I actually came into the office today and its making me feel worse.

[Bellenden Belle]

Ahhhh, I don't work Fridays so I can happily say I'm glorious, thank you very much!

(Oh and smug....but you already know that!)

[HonaloochieB]

KalamityKel Wrote:

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> HonaloochieB Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > So if I'm reading it right, some old bloke's

> got

> > KK up the duff.

> > Scandalous.

>

> Wot school did u go to? :-|

Well I rather not give the name, but it was a good one. Approved it was.

[Keef]

Did they teach you to spell "What" properly?

[HonaloochieB]

KK's just quoting the Captain Sensible song, Keef.

[cdonline]

Gonna try and give up cigarettes tomorrow, so my senses are rather heightened.

Will try to avoid any situation where I might lose it. Have already raised my voice at the supermarket check out, only to sculk away when I realised that I was making a scene.

[Keef]

Best of luck cdonline, I have been feeling the effects of my smoking recently, usually after heavy weekends. I know I should stop, I know it's a stupid habit, but I just don't really want to :-S

Today I just feel very Fridayish, meaning I'm sat at work, watching the clock...

[HonaloochieB]

Don't give up smoking, despite what anyone says it is cool and makes you look hard.

[HonaloochieB]

Today I woke up with the vague feeling that I want to make a difference.

To what or whom I haven't got a clue.

Bloody irritating it is.

[cdonline]

HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> Don't give up smoking, despite what anyone says it

> is cool and makes you look hard.

It will be hard to say goodbye to the glamour of lighting up. The kids need role models like us, counteracting the prissy overbearing non smokers.

If I do give up and have any cigarettes left, I will, of course, be charitable and hand them out to the kiddies in the park. Pay it forward.

[HonaloochieB]

I actually stopped smoking on 30th September 1999, but I am very much 'down' with the smoking 'community'

I'm a smoker who doesn't. However if I'm still around at 70 I'll take it up again.

[SeanMacGabhann]

In fact you look like the cat that just got the cream BB

[HonaloochieB]

Sitting here closing file after b@stard file.

I'm almost demented with boredom.

Heaven knows I wish I was drunk.

[karter]

Hey Hona, maybe you should join the homeworkers club? (that's if you work for home), I work from home alot and agree with ther b@starding file thing.:)

[Strawbs]

I have a sore wrist, am a little coldy but other than that Im great.. Its my 2nd wedding anniversary today so Im feelin the luurrvvveee..........

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