I Know Christmas Is Coming Because....

[HonaloochieB]

...of the rash of live comedy DVDs in the shops.

[SeanMacGabhann]

Books, CD's and DVDs are too depressing to shop for come Christmas Time - it's MOR city

(but I do recommend the Brendon Burns DVD to everyone)

[Keef]

I am tempted by Sean Lock's DVD, I like him on 8 out of 10 cats.

[giggirl]

Enough already - it's still November. Now I'm going straight to the petty annoyances thread to vent.

[Moos]

I know lots of people who've almost finished their Christmas shopping! Now that's depressing.

[Keef]

I'll be starting mine on December 22nd. That's worrying.

[Ladygooner]

I have finished my Christmas shopping and written my cards........

[Moos]

Noooooooooo.....

I haven't even got an image for my cards yet. Help help help.

[SeanMacGabhann]

Sean Lock is a good shout as well Keef - top bloke

[david_carnell]

An image??? Do you mean like a family photo? Hmmmm.

Do we get a round-robin letter as well informing us just how well the Moosling is doing in pre-school French too?

;-)

Moos Wrote:

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> Noooooooooo.....

>

> I haven't even got an image for my cards yet.

> Help help help.

[Moos]

No. And up yours.

......oops sorry, forgot the smiley....

[HonaloochieB]

...today for the first time I mentally substituted the words 'Walking round in women's underwear' for the title line of the song Winter Wonderland.

I was in in the Brixton M&S at the time and coincidentally quite near the scanties section, too.

[Cassius]

I am planning my summer holiday.

[david_carnell]

I want to go to their Xmas party. With Take That and those M&S women. It looks like fun.

[Keef]

... My mum will rope me in to bringing my tenor out of retirement for her carol service.

[HonaloochieB]

I'm impressed Keef, which of the two remaining tenors are you acquainted with?

[SimonM]

I would just like to announce that I will be sending no Christnmas email messages this year as I shall be posting Christmas cards instead...

(yeah right)

[SteveT]

I trod in some reindeer compost, why don't those lazy owners clear up after them?

Where are those local police 'helpers' (asbo-refs) or whatever they're called, when you want one?