Mon petit chou on Lordship Lane is changing

[Ant]

Good lord, it's gorn to 'is 'ead already. :)

[mockney piers]

Indeed it has, but no matter how hard I scrub I just can't remove the lounging button from my hands. Out damned spot!!

[dulwichmum]

Dear Madworld74,

I asked the agency to send me a bearded overweight Ukranian, instead I received Miss Lithuania 2007! My life is in turmoil. I shall order a crate and sent her back forthwith!

I had been warned that the fuller figured au pair can be expensive to keep due to her relationship with the larder, but I was prepared to take that chance! This willowey chick has even captured the heart of my Brazialian gardner!

[Ant]

Is she coming along tonight? ;)

[dulwichmum]

No dear Ant,

I believe she will be having a Brazilian!

DM