A terrble confession...or maybe a guilty pleasure..

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My missues has gone away to Pompey for a night out with her mates, I've got the kids, they're in bed and I'm....watching X-factor. The odious, chippy Loius Walsh, the horrendous Dani...(I catually don't mind Simon Cowell and Sheryl), awful MOR song choices...someone do a Smiths song ffs , lowest common denominator voting, pantomine fall outs and sob stories, it's awful as I always moan to my missus......I'm watching it on my tod....forgive me Father

[Pickle]

Sounds like a perfect evening to me :)

[HonaloochieB]

Come along now Quids, remove your hand from the front of your PJ bottoms and go to the kitchen.

Switch on that CD player, and put a CD in. The one that has The Beatles 'Rain' on it. Put it on whatever makes it play over and over.

Order a delivery from Tiffin. You'll be fine. I promise.

[HonaloochieB]

I should have said wash your hands. I'm hoping you didn't need telling despite the missus not being there.

[bon3yard]

Yeah, they should chuck in a few The The covers.

[dukesdenver]

If Diana Vickers gets kicked out she could probably join the cast of Kath & Kim. Rarely have I heard such mangled vowels.

[Pickle]

Dukesdenver... exactly what I was saying to Mr Pickle last night! Sounds like the "posh" kitchen shop assistants!

[dukesdenver]

Yes! Trude and Prue!

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It could be worse, I could now be watching "I'm a celebrity get me out of here".....

....that glamour model that goes out with Joe Cole's got a fair rack on her