I cant believe its the 10 commandents lite!

[Ladygooner]

Men shalt not leave the toilet seat up!

[karter]

women shalt leave the toilet seat uppeth.

[KalamityKel]

Surely his and hers are the only solution to that one! :p

[Keef]

Has always bugged me. You need it down, we need it up.

We don't have a go because you leave it down!

You'd moan more if we didn't bother putting it up and p!ssed all over the seat.

Grrr!

[bon3yard]

Thou shalt not gainsay the fairer sex....ever, lest Armagiddeon time ensueth.

[Brendan]

Thou shalt close the toilet lid (not just put the seat down) properly when thou ist done regardless of thyne sex thou dirty bastards!

[Brendan]

However if a woman siteth on the throne without first checking if the seat is downeth the unfortunate outcome is completely her fault and she shall be laughed at.

[Asset]

To be honest, the leaving the seat up thing has never bothered me as long as the loo is flushed!

[Asset]

How bizarre....I am Tillietrotter but am posting as Asset. What's going on?????

[TillieTrotter]

Sussed it....Asset had hijacked my computer the cheeky minx.

[Asset]

identity theft!!!

[jumpinjackflash]

Thou shall not put carrots in lasagne - tis wrong I tell you, wrong!

[bon3yard]

Tsk, these people should not be able to reproduce....Carrots? Lasagne? Its akin to Taking a dump in The Louvre.

[TillieTrotter]

Thou shalt not cast aspersions on thy friends and neighbours.

[jumpinjackflash]

I was looking forward to it as well! There it was beneath my mound of cheesy, bolognesey plate of heaven...a disgusting, evil and manky carrot.

[Asset]

I hate to shatter illusions but a classic Bolognese ragu should contain carrots!! Much as they may be anathema to some.

[jumpinjackflash]

well it's wrong - my Italian chef friend never puts carrots in his bolog.. and he does right.

[bon3yard]

Good point Asset, though they should be a very, very fine dice...almost as small as Gail Platts chin.

[jumpinjackflash]

Hello Bon3yard, assuming you are a chef or a very very good cook because you sell pies on here, please can you explain to me the point of carrots in bolognese - it can't be to add taste??

[Brendan]

Thou shalt not dump in the Louvre.

[bon3yard]

i dont use them myself in bolognese Ragout but know that a lot of chefs do. Carrots are packed full of flavour and are a chief constituent of any decent vegetable stock. Good carrots have a sweet flavour which brings out the flavour of the tomatoes.

[bon3yard]

...I was going to add something about Lasagne being orignally designed to cater to the needs of The Holy Roman Emperors pampered Rabbits, but thought better of it.

[Asset]

The trinity of carrots, onion and celery sauteed to become a soffritto is the basis for many Italian sauces and soups.

Thou shalt not denigrate the humble carrot.

[bon3yard]

Show-off.

[Asset]

I know, it's fabulous what you can glean from a cook book.