HonaloochieB Posted October 22, 2008 Author Share Posted October 22, 2008 Saviour. Saviour. Saviour. Keep saying it over and over and it becomes less like a reference to Our Lord, and more like one to Walker's Crisps.Holy inappropriate? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4394-the-off-off-topic-thread/page/5/#findComment-142033 Share on other sites More sharing options...
EDOldie Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 They've all gone out for a curry. Lets get blitzed. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4394-the-off-off-topic-thread/page/5/#findComment-142039 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony.London Suburbs Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 The Blitz,sadly,destroyed half of North London in the last World War...causing ?50 worth of damage...::o Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4394-the-off-off-topic-thread/page/5/#findComment-142042 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted October 22, 2008 Author Share Posted October 22, 2008 Steve Strange, without whom the eighties would just have been the seventies with shoe polish and hair gel. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4394-the-off-off-topic-thread/page/5/#findComment-142049 Share on other sites More sharing options...
EDOldie Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 But good nights at the Music Machine (Camden Palace) with Steve Strange DJing, now Koko, it looks so much smaller. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4394-the-off-off-topic-thread/page/5/#findComment-142057 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted October 22, 2008 Author Share Posted October 22, 2008 I know, so does mine. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4394-the-off-off-topic-thread/page/5/#findComment-142059 Share on other sites More sharing options...
EDOldie Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 You pit pony's, all the same Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4394-the-off-off-topic-thread/page/5/#findComment-142065 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shu.Kurimu.Sensei Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 So Australia is suffering from de-population in many areas, and has launched an ad-campaign aimed at convincing British women that the place really is just as great as in their soaps.All well and good until they see one of these in their garden eh?http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml?view=DETAILS&grid=&xml=/earth/2008/10/22/easpider122.xmlSay what you want about this green and pleasant land, but at least we don't have those bastads to deal with!Update - Taxi driver wisdom, I challenge all to find a better link this week (a quick tip, you will probably fail)http://e-merl.com/2008-10-21-no-tip Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4394-the-off-off-topic-thread/page/5/#findComment-142073 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted October 22, 2008 Author Share Posted October 22, 2008 Failure. It's underated. If you can shrug your shoulders and settle it's cape comfortably about you, then self-acceptance and peace will be yours.I've just looked at the fingers that typed the above, and wondered about the profundity contained therein. Considering everything, it's as profound a piece of philosophy as you're going to get in the 21st century.On here, tonight at, let me see 25 past 11. I mean what do you want, Bertrand fucking Russell? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4394-the-off-off-topic-thread/page/5/#findComment-142083 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony.London Suburbs Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 As you journey through today remember The Primrose Path is pathed with good intentions........with all that implies. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4394-the-off-off-topic-thread/page/5/#findComment-142104 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted October 23, 2008 Author Share Posted October 23, 2008 I knew a girl called Rose once, she was prim. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4394-the-off-off-topic-thread/page/5/#findComment-142108 Share on other sites More sharing options...
djfitz Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Proper order! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4394-the-off-off-topic-thread/page/5/#findComment-142109 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony.London Suburbs Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 My Primary School Teacher in The 1960's was Miss Primrose.I still recall her with a painfully shy smile. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4394-the-off-off-topic-thread/page/5/#findComment-142118 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted October 23, 2008 Author Share Posted October 23, 2008 I don't trust shy people. What are they trying to hide? Eh? EH? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4394-the-off-off-topic-thread/page/5/#findComment-142159 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony.London Suburbs Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 For "shy" read "slim shady".... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4394-the-off-off-topic-thread/page/5/#findComment-142174 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted October 23, 2008 Author Share Posted October 23, 2008 Run Billy Run was a song by a group called Shades. 'Diddy' David Hamilton used to play it when he was on Radio One. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4394-the-off-off-topic-thread/page/5/#findComment-142178 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony.London Suburbs Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 David Hamilton used to be one of Ken Dodd's "Diddymen".....and on that sad note I have to inform you that Ken Dodd died today....Diddy?No! Doddy!:))btw:Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog Died Today... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4394-the-off-off-topic-thread/page/5/#findComment-142182 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted October 23, 2008 Author Share Posted October 23, 2008 Made me look, Made me stare,Made the barber cut me 'air,Cut it long, cut it short,With a knife and with a fork. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4394-the-off-off-topic-thread/page/5/#findComment-142204 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mightyroar Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 I eat my peas with honeyI've done it all my lifeIt makes my peas taste funnyBut it keeps them on my knife! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4394-the-off-off-topic-thread/page/5/#findComment-142290 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jumpinjackflash Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 3,6,9 the goose drank winethe line broke, the monkey got chokeand they all went to heaven in a little row boatclap clap Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4394-the-off-off-topic-thread/page/5/#findComment-142358 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TillieTrotter Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 clap clapclap your hands put it to your partner's handright hand Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4394-the-off-off-topic-thread/page/5/#findComment-142360 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asset Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 It's raining Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4394-the-off-off-topic-thread/page/5/#findComment-142364 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TillieTrotter Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 It's pouringThe old man is snoring Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4394-the-off-off-topic-thread/page/5/#findComment-142369 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asset Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 My grandpa is 90 Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4394-the-off-off-topic-thread/page/5/#findComment-142370 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ant Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 I want to go back to bed. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4394-the-off-off-topic-thread/page/5/#findComment-142379 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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