Portsmouth...info please

[Brendan]

Jaysus if it isn't drugs from the common it's buggery by the seaside. What is with you folk today?

[ratty]

Oh, just rememeberd... a couple of years ago there was a poll in Pompey that asked what people in Pompey were most afraid of.

Paedophiles headed the list.

No. 2 was The French!

[MadWorld74]

sweet baby J.....I'm laughing so hard.

I'm going down for a 10 mile run on the sunday morning, Ratty, so dancing and boozing is not on the list I'm affraid. How can the Pompeyites be affraid of the French?

[Huguenot]

Ooooooh. How can you not?

[MadWorld74]

be affraid of the French?....because they're smug and they all smell of garlic and cheese. innit.

[Huguenot]

You're right, rally behind the righteous MadWorld. You sleep in the stables, I'll be with the horses ;-)

[MadWorld74]

Darling I love the French. They're so damn sexy.