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Hearing 'All the young dudes' on the canned muzak in M&S today, with the line "And Wendy's stealing clothes from Marks and Sparks". Laughed out loud but then had to explain to my ten year old why this was funny. Except, of course, it's not funny because it's wrong to steal and you can get into a lot of trouble, etc, etc.


All this while my wife looked on, smirking and rolling her eyes.



At least for a fleeting moment it made me laugh.

Siduhe

Siduhe

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Damned elite. My wife asked me this morning who ate the last of the chocolate, I said it was probably the elite. They get everywhere, you know. They also keep leaving the light on in the toilet. I think that's why some people refer to them as the Illuminati.


www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/read.php?20,1390004,1390500,page=1#msg-1390500

Rhinestone Cowboy

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Not nice but made me smile..


Goalkeeper's legal threat after bottle sabotage

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A Swiss goalkeeper has threatened legal action after fans of a rival lower-league team urinated in his water bottle and then taunted him when, unawares, he took a sip during a match at the weekend.

FC Muri goalkeeper Reto Felder said he had felt sick after tasting the warm contents of the bottle, which he had left near the goalpost during the third-tier 1. Liga game at FC Baden near Zurich.

Felder, 34, called the incident "simply intolerable" in quotes on the Aargauer Zeitung website, adding that he was waiting for an analysis of video evidence before deciding what further action to take.

Muri coach Beat Hubeli labelled the incident "bottom-drawer", adding: "I've played football and experienced a lot but that beats everything."

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