Things that have made me laugh 2

[Alan Medic]

http://bcove.me/ytzedllz

A golfer's moral dilemma!

[ianr]

> One mischievous man's account of April Fool's Day, 1825: Via letters of note on twitter.

Probably first printed in 10 April 1792 edition of The Looker-On; author The Rev.Simon Olive-Branch (pseudonym of William Roberts).

[Alan Medic]

This message was sent out to everyone at work by the person who thinks she runs the place. I found it amusing though it certainly wasn't meant to be.

?PLEASE ALL AT HQ, THE TOILET ON THE ACCOUNTS FLOOR IS FOR WEE'S ONLY, IF YOU NEED TO GO FOR ANYTHING ELSE USE THE BASEMENT TOILET WHERE NO ONE SITS!?

[Jah Lush]

http://i1369.photobucket.com/albums/ag237/jahlushhead/1507133_10151987020906146_5671846957288261231_n_zpsa9fb0769.jpg

[Dopamine1979]

One of the tracks on Michael Jackson's new album is called 'Do you know where your children are'

[Loz]

Almost as good as the lyrics to his hit, 'Ben'...

If you ever look behind

And don't like what you find

[Salsaboy]

Michael Jackson thought Boyz to Men was a delivery service.

[StraferJack]

didn't enjoy much of BBC2 archival comedy show last night but the rescued footage of Alan Bennet doing his Norwich phone call was a joy

[Parkdrive]

StraferJack Wrote:

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> didn't enjoy much of BBC2 archival comedy show

> last night but the rescued footage of Alan Bennet

> doing his Norwich phone call was a joy

The Spike Milligan stuff was the highlight for me. Genius.

[Loz]

Sometimes things that read like poor satire are actually real. This is actually on BBC4 this evening:

The Toilet: An Unspoken History

Documentary looking at the role of the toilet in our culture, exploring its social history in Britain and abroad, and finding possible future solutions to global sanitation issues. Also in HD.

[Jah Lush]

http://i1369.photobucket.com/albums/ag237/jahlushhead/Opinion_zpsba7fa8fe.jpg

[El Pibe]

there are 10 types of people in this world, those who are sick of this joke and those who still don't get it.

[maxxi]

The title on an information notice at Guys Hospital;

"The Role Played by Physiotherapy in Managing a Dizzy Patient"

[El Pibe]

not normally one to share these buzzfeed things but there are some gems here

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mrloganrhoades/38-yahoo-questions-that-will-destroy-your-faith-in-humanity?bffb

 

[Otta]

Haha, "scanning a mirror doesn't work".

[El Pibe]

quote from chap from Kenyan evacuation

"Nobody said boo. Everybody was very kind, very stiff upper chin, it just had to be done."

that would be a double chin i guess

[StraferJack]

this made be guffaw on the train in today

10 lessons we learned at Republican debate in Idaho

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/15/idaho-gop-debate_n_5333298.html?utm_hp_ref=politics

[Loz]

They are the lowest form of business, but one of the payday loan companies using the old Heart song "How Can I Get You Alone" in their ad made me laugh just for the pure punnery.

[El Pibe]

http://terriblerealestateagentphotos.com/

oh.....my.......

still if you're in black helicopter survivalist central, it'll probably add value

[david_carnell]

Do you think he sang Mel Brooks songs in the shower in the morning?

[red devil]

El Pibe Wrote:

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> still if you're in black helicopter survivalist

> central, it'll probably add value

It's actually quite a good bit of tiling in respect of centring the tiles/joints, everything lining through too...those Nuremburg rallies obviously had their uses...

[Loz]

After the squeaky guy on QT tonight...

 

[Sue]

I was rather belatedly (ie years later) reading the instructions for my vaccuum cleaner.

It says not to use it to pick up burning objects :))

Damn. That was what I bought it for.

[steveo]

If Stevie Nicks married William Shatner and retained her surname, she'd be Stevie Shatner Nicks

[El Pibe]

bars (brown) versus grocery stores (green)

sort of vaguerly interesting, then i saw they had links to other countries.

rather proud of the UK

and then i spotted Spain.........