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Sainsbury's online shopping description of a loo air freshener:


Glade? Sense & Spray? relaxing zen



1. Motion Sensor


Automatically releases a burst of fragrance every 20 minutes only when motion is detected.


:))

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balanceforlife Wrote:

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> And this also carries on the cat theme and made me

> giggle.

>

> http://chirkup.me/a/10-hilarious-comparisons-of-me

> n-and-cats-in-the-similar-poses.html?utm_source=Fa

> cebook&utm_medium=InterestingThings&utm_campaign=I

> T227#.UoXfVhovX8E

>

> :)


xxxxxxx


Take Some Rest?? (number 7). No cat has legs that long, surely it's photoshopped!!!

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Loz Wrote:

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> Pretty slow news day down at the old Gruniad

> today.

>

> http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2013/nov/28/nor

> folk-police-warn-alarm-clown-norfolk

>

> (Warning - may contain clowns.)


"The most effective way to behave if you are to see someone dressed up is to give no reaction ? because that's what they are after."


http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/laff.gif

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I know the incident itself isn't funny, but this headline (from the Huffington Post) made me laugh:


"Iceland's Police Kill Man For The First Time, Ever"


Are they expecting to kill him for the second time at some point?

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There is a notice pinned to a front door in Goodrich Road. At a strange angle, despite being pinned top and bottom.


After the usual "No circulars, no takeaway leaflets, no breathing within a mile of my front door", it says "No doorstop sellers."


Doorstop sellers? Anybody spotted people with very strong arms knocking on doors round here, laden with doorstops? :))


Oh, and I found this in my inbox this morning:


"Dear Sue ,


Congratulations!


You are our possible winner of 1,000 cans of your favourite soda!


confirm here"


Unmissable opportunity, eh? I particularly like the "possible".

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Dopamine1979 Wrote:

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> Lucky sod.

>

> Make sure you give them your full name and home

> address so they know where to send the 1,000 cans.

>

>

> :)


xxxxxx


Yeh, and I threw in my bank details and passwords too, just in case they needed them :))


ETA: And I've cleared out all my cupboards, so I have somewhere to store the cans :))

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