Things that have made me laugh 2

[citizenED]

I bought a pair of trainers recently. On the box it said, "Average contents; 2"

[Ladymuck]

This post by louisiana has had me in stitches for much of the time:

'uman rights

Posted by: louisiana Yesterday, 05:00PM

Today, I have been accosted by some demolition peeps undertaking unlawful work (according to Southwark council; Southwark planning enforcement due to visit, when they get a moment in their busy schedule) a few feet from my bedroom window, who said I was contravening their ooman rights by taking photos of what they were doing with a 30-foot-high caterpillar (major works, none with permission).

I feel I'm in the midst of an Partridge sketch.

What is the craziest citation of 'uman rights that you have come across?

[Narnia]

Translate

I had to meet someone yesterday for an interview. As part of my prep I googled his/her name just in case there was any information online that might be useful to me. In the link select the 1st item and hit the translate button on the right. The translation I can only presume leaves something to be desired but the end product is an article worth reading. Sadly the Tam Chung I met was not someone I'd want to share this experience with.

[camberwell70]

This is a classic.

 

[HAL9000]

Malawi row over whether new law bans farting

[mockney piers]

Genuine TV gold. Gotta love the Aussies.

[mockney piers]

http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=recursion

I'm pretty sure this qualifies for geeky humour.

[SeanMacGabhann]

ha - early Tuesday morning laugh out loud for that one - bravo sir

[legalbeagle]

Baby trashes bar in Las Palmas. Still laughing.

[mockney piers]

mostly loving the mash today

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/gaddafi-welcomed-by-online-forums-201102243579/

[camberwell70]

Last in a great series...

 

[*Bob*]

If you're ever shopping for clothes in South Korea...

[mockney piers]

[katie1997]

*Don't stop me ... now :))*

Interpretative dance

[*Bob*]

For fans of Kubrick and school orchestras everywhere..

 

[Jah Lush]

Mmmm.... nice.

[mockney piers]

sports

 

[katie1997]

for Apple Mac Music Video

[StraferJack]

Ian's comment on the tea towel thread

"Looks as if it might be a pincer movement. I hope they pack up for the night soon. I'm running out of coloured pins to go on the wall chart."

[Ted Max]

A sad story, in fact, but something about it made me think of poor old Tony.BexleyGardenCentre. I'm afraid the Pot Noodles were the clincher.

http://www.thecourier.co.uk/News/Perthshire/article/15832/i-feel-humiliated-she-s-used-me-pain-for-man-jilted-by-jamaican-bride-after-20-minutes-in-perth.html

[david_carnell]

Don't feel sad Ted - TLS had many "ladyfriends" of various ethnicities.....plenty more fish in the multicultural sea.

[Ted Max]

TLS had many "ladyfriends" of various ethnicities... and only a very few of them were also employed to clean his house.

[Jeremy]

Didn't TLS actually admit at one point that his Jamaican "ladyfriend" was in fact his cleaner?

[Ted Max]

Seem to remember that his (hot, Jamaican, possessive) actual ladyfriend was jealous of the potential rivalry from his (hot, possessive, Sierra Leonian) cleaner, or something.

Suffice to say, the only reasonable conclusion to draw was that there was, indeed, a cavalcade of ethnic foo-foo competing for a slice of the T.LS.

[camberwell70]