Things that have made me laugh 2

[ruffers]

Nothing to get, it just makes me smile as it looks brilliant.

[sophiesofa]

oh i see fair enough!

[mockney piers]

Is it 30,000 people jumping in unison to someone bleating on about conformity?

[mockney piers]

- "you're all different"

- "yes, we are all different"

;-)

[????]

"We are all individuals"

"I'm not"

[ruffers]

Needs sound.

[mockney piers]

How genetics works

shamelessly nicked from Flowing Data

[mockney piers]

A couple of choice examples from b3ta

Girl with a hoop earing, just lovely

The modern Thinker

Saturn Devouring his Bucket

 

[SimonM]

Spotted on the shelf of the chemist's today - a jar of Organic Hair Mayonnaise...

Sorry the whole concept just boggles my mind..:))

[Brendan]

Is that mayonnaise made for hair or mayonnaise made from hair?

[SimonM]

I don't know Brendan. I did not look closely in the jar.....and it's been a lot more fun contemplating the possible permutations since...:))

[Moos]

In the office lift on the way home last night, I was swapping commuting whinges with a colleague.

"Where do you live?" he asked

"Peckham", says I.

"Peckham!?" says he, astounded. "Is it a real place, then? I thought that was just made up for Only Fools & Horses!"

Brilliant. Laughed till I honked.

[Brendan]

But it was made up for Only Fools and Horse.

Someone from Walford told me that.

[Moos]

Please, Brendan. Walford? You'll tell me there's such a place as Walton-on-Thames next.

[Brendan]

Or Penge for that matter.

[mockney piers]

I have geuinely been asked where Albert Square is on many an occasion! People seem happy enough when I tell them it's in Stockwell, though I could say it's in Wabsnaston and they'd equally the wiser.

[Moos]

Just checking that I haven't gone through the looking glass... you two do know that Peckham does exist, right?

[mockney piers]

You do make me laugh Moos. Next you'll be saying that the moon is a button and that he took one giant leap for spoonkind!!

[Moos]

http://www.victorianweb.org/art/illustration/tenniel/lookingglass/1.4.jpg

I'm starting to get freaked out here. Am I going to walk out of ED station, turn left and find myself straight through ED and into Camberwell?

[Brendan]

Camberwell. That?s a good one.

Hey everybody I?m going to, Camberwell, today.

How's the weather in... Camberwell.

[Family Room Moderator]

How would I know? I live in Peckham.

[Brendan]

Erherm... username malfunction there dear.

[sophiesofa]

ooh - the truth is out!

[????]

Come on Brendan, it exists

[Moos]

Oh, I thought I'd outed myself ages ago! Tis not a secret.

Anyway, thanks to the kind person who covered up me bloomers.