Christmas Jokes - Get In Early

[HonaloochieB]

Q. Who has the best sex life?

A. Santa Claus. He only comes once a year, but when he does he fills your stockings.

[HonaloochieB]

Q. Why wasn't Jesus born on the EDF message board?

A. Couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

[pk]

my golden oldie is:

darth vader to luke skywalker:

luke, i know what you're getting for christmas

i felt your presents

[HonaloochieB]

Also there was a fourth wise man, but he never gets mentioned because he only brought Mothercare vouchers.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Why does Santa have three allotments?

So he can hoe, hoe, hoe.

[Tony.London Suburbs]

HonaloochieB Wrote:

Q. Who has the best sex life?

A. Santa Claus. He only comes once a year, but when he does he fills your stockings.

Q. Who has the worst sex life?

A. My M8 Olly. We call him "Olly" as its short for "The Olympics" as like them, he only comes every 4 years.