Is this the sign that the gentrification of ED is finally complete ?

[ed_pete]

http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/read.php?30,1238072

[steveo]

Where's Woodie?

Come to think of it, where is Woodie?

[Otta]

Brilliant! I so want that to be genuine. It's the sort of thing Dulwichmum used to write (in jest) when she first started and people thought she was real.

[Otta]

steveo Wrote:

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> Where's Woodie?

>

> Come to think of it, where is Woodie?

He's busy, as he's just opened a cat acupuncture centre.

Cats are returned to their owners with hot pokers sticking out of their paws.

[red devil]

Otta Wrote:

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> Brilliant! I so want that to be genuine. It's the

> sort of thing Dulwichmum used to write (in jest)

> when she first started and people thought she was

> real.

Next you'll be telling us there's no Father Christmas!..

[Annette Curtain]

I thinks she is the real deal

http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/read.php?25,1048293,1048293#msg-1048293

With that in mind, i'd go for this

http://astore.amazon.com/consciouscat-20/detail/B0002IBVGM

And a few pages each night of this

http://astore.amazon.com/consciouscat-20/detail/159058869X

[red devil]

Scientist refutes claim that letting your cat sleep in a magnetic bed has side effects...

http://www.moneyandshit.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/cats_and_magnets.jpg

''The little mite just stepped on some SuperGlue...''

[Loz]

Otta Wrote:

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> He's busy, as he's just opened a cat acupuncture

> centre.

>

> Cats are returned to their owners with hot pokers

> sticking out of their paws.

I'd place good money to suggest the hot poker would not sticking out of their paws, but more likely sticking out of somewhere else.

[dulwichmum]

OHMYGOD! You couldn't make this stuff up!

[StraferJack]

Wait what now!!!?

Dulwich mum is back?

[dulwichmum]

Oui!

Actually, it seems as though Dulwich us choc full of us now 😱!

[Michael Palaeologus]

Christ, will Batdog be right behind her? Normally was.

I still have that copy of Razzle you know ....

Xx

[DulwichFox]

Dulwichmum is leader of the Fabulous Party... and Foxy is the Sheriff...

Ducking Stools are ready..

DF. ;-)

[Jeremy]

Mike, isn't batdog still here under a different name? I was sure he was...

[dulwichmum]

Wow, hasn't time flown. I hardly recognise Lordship Lane anymore, but it is totally super lovely, naturellement! It is so nice to see my chums are still here.

[Mick Mac]

dulwichmum Wrote:

----------------------------------------------------- It is so nice to see my

> chums are still here.

Eh, what chums ?

How was the Priory ?

[northlondoner]

Where were you DMum?

[Jah Lush]

Middle Class Revolt Over Free Loyalty Card At Waitrose

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/waitrose-faces-middleclass-revolt-over-free-coffee-loyalty-card-9030195.html

"Our mum has gone to Iceland."

[Louisa]

DM I remember some great posts from you back in the day. How time has flown! Are you satisfied with the level of gentrification that's taken place locally?

JL I have taken advantage of this freebie and I can tell you now I was more concerned with the idea of pushing a trolley around filled with goods whilst juggling a hot drink than I was about the standard of people shopping in store.

Louisa.

[dulwichmum]

Louisa darling, I will not admit to doing my own supermarket shopping on a public forum, otherwise how am I to showcase my staff? The next thing you know I would be expected to collect my own children from school and blow dry my own hair... Actually, I may rethink staff access to my credit cards for the New Year, in case they lose the run of themselves, this last year has been a complete shocker (dabs tear from eye).

I feel that Waitrose should provide cup holders on their trolleys, don't you? The aupair is costing me a fortune in fresh coffee and if she can get her hit for free at the super marche, all the better I say! When will this damn recession ever end (pokes aupair on the head with keys from Audi Q7).

Sweet North Londoner! I have been spending quite a lot if time reflecting over the last year, re-evaluating my relationships. Where is a girl to look for role models? The behaviour of Paul Hollywood has totally destroyed the joy if bread baking for me (OK, vicariously via my house keeper) - what a cad (blows nose loudly), that man deserves a close encounter with my Kitchen Aid dough hook! And now that the scales have fallen from my eyes and I have finally seen Nigella in her true light - KFC? OHMYGOD! I have been so naive (wails and shakes fist at sky)!

When I think of the money I have spent on Manuka honey, kaffir lime leaves and speciality Italian 00 flour...

No doubt Jah Lush will uncover some connection between Iceland's chicken Tikka lasagne and Kate Middleton and then I shall require a month in The Priory!

If feel so at home on Lordship lane now, I am quite simply, no longer that unusual. Am I? 😱

[Jah Lush]

"Chicken tikka lasagne." Quelle horreur! Is nothing sacred? I almost vommed at the thought of it.

[Sue]

dulwichmum Wrote:

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> If feel so at home on Lordship lane now, I am

> quite simply, no longer that unusual. Am I?

xxxxxx

Sadly, no :))

[dulwichmum]

You see, I am surplus to requirements now (wails)... I couldn't bear to become "common".