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As I was getting breakfast at around 6am, I heard something of a commotion from the direction of Tyrell Road. A male, presumably after a good session on the sauce, was shouting in a style reminiscent of football chanting.


A female pedestrian, who appeared to be the target of the aforementioned chant, responded with 'f*%# off back to River Cottage!'


Putting two and two together, it appears that Gastro-celebs may have chosen East Dulwich as the target for their drunken loutish behaviour.


I hope this is looked into before it gets out of hand.

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I heard this from even further away and I reckon all of the above have got it wrong.


The chap was gently and very melodically giving a rendition of Guantanemera, which the lady in question mistook for the football chant 'There's Only One F In Fulham' and loudly directed the singer to "fuck off back to CRAVEN Cottage".


Easy mistake to make.

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