Behold! The Penis Beaker!

[Otta]

If no one else is going to post it, it falls to me.

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-penis

[Mellors]

Frankly Otta, I am disgusted that you have felt fit to post this filth on what is normally such a civilized parenting forum.

[hellosailor]

I thought about posting it but bottled it

[Dulwich Born And Bred]

I am sure every household in Dulwich has one , those glasses in ED on North cross are perfect for dunking penises in.

All these babies in Dulwich .... Must get used a lot .

[melbourne groover]

This is going to stay with me, how do you even come up with that? Actually she does say they have been together since teenage years, once it's a habit.... Maybe...

[pebbles]

Ha ha ha so glad you started this Otta. My tummy has been hurting since yesterday when I read it :) HYSTERICAL :)

[hellosailor]

My favourite bit is where a poster suggests that if a couple were having a row then then she might say '....and you can put that penis beaker away for a start..'

whereas if things were going well she might say 'get your penis beaker, you've pulled.'

[Otta]

"Fill the beaker"

That could have so many meanings.

Any self respecting man should insist on a pint glass. And any good partner should humour him rather than pointing out the cruel truth.

[Mellors]

Otta Wrote:

> Any self respecting man should insist on a pint

> glass. And any good partner should humour him

> rather than pointing out the cruel truth.

A todger teacup, perhaps?

[melbourne groover]

On special occasions a willy wine glass (large natch)

[buggie]

Am fully realising the frustrations of 2nd pregnancies now... Started mat leave today but only 5 pages into the thread.

Damn the unreasonable demands of toddler who doesn't seem to understand my days should be spent resting & reading this sort of thing rather than entertaining her!!!

[Mrs TP]

I keep sneaking a peak at this post from behind a freshly laundered cushion - it is so wrong and completely gross but funny.

[damzel]

So happy that you posted that - hilarious!

[ClareC]

I'm 5 pages in, it's hilarious! Surely has to be a wind up?

[rachel83]

38 pages! Maybe we can post the edited highlights on here to save time!

[Dulwich Born And Bred]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/tomphillips/the-best-of-the-amazing-penis-beaker-debate

The highlights .

[Pickle]

Brilliant, loving the highlights!

[sharls]

hysterical. Haven't laughed like that in ages!

[uptime]

Thank you so much for posting the highlights. A very funny diversion from the England football game on the telly!