EDOldie Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 MP perhaps you need a spin doctor. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3721-the-old-fogies-thread/page/3/#findComment-117177 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted July 11, 2008 Author Share Posted July 11, 2008 Michael Palaeologus Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Fiona Bruce, just out of a gymslip...... oh my.> Where are my heart pills? The little orange ones.MP, for heavens sake, they're on the tallboy where they usually are. Look, next to the Virol. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3721-the-old-fogies-thread/page/3/#findComment-117187 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Palaeologus Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 What are these blue diamond shape pills? I'll try one ...::oNow, that hasnt happened for a decade or two. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3721-the-old-fogies-thread/page/3/#findComment-117196 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted July 11, 2008 Author Share Posted July 11, 2008 MP, I'm afraid I have to remind you that LSD is in fact illegal these days.Though, I can remember when it was a florin a tab.Mind it was all fields round here then.Red they were, with sprites living on the tip of each blade of grass. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3721-the-old-fogies-thread/page/3/#findComment-117200 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted July 11, 2008 Author Share Posted July 11, 2008 Ruddy flashbacks. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3721-the-old-fogies-thread/page/3/#findComment-117201 Share on other sites More sharing options...
citizenED Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 Zimmered past some baggy-panted youth earlier and winced at the raucous cacophony that could be called "music" emanating from his tiny radiogram. And it was deafening too. The children of today have got it all back to front. the conventional etiquette is; music soothing, tevevision LOUD. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3721-the-old-fogies-thread/page/3/#findComment-117776 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Palaeologus Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 Does anybody else find this damp weather bad for the rhuematics?I spent most of the morning walking around bent double. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3721-the-old-fogies-thread/page/3/#findComment-117783 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 Yes, Eurythmics, that grandson of mine listens to them. Terrible racket, like a bent shovel. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3721-the-old-fogies-thread/page/3/#findComment-117789 Share on other sites More sharing options...
david_carnell Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 I thought the amnesia had rendered this thread forgotten. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3721-the-old-fogies-thread/page/3/#findComment-117791 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peckhamgatecrasher Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 Stand by your beds chaps:free bowls in Peckham Rye - see thread in ED section.Better slip a tablet under your tongues. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3721-the-old-fogies-thread/page/3/#findComment-117882 Share on other sites More sharing options...
louisiana Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 I've mislaid me plus fours and me walking stick.My memory's not what it was...Spit and polish. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3721-the-old-fogies-thread/page/3/#findComment-117901 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Palaeologus Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 "Free Bowels"? Are you sure? I could do with some new ones, mine arent as reliable as they once were. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3721-the-old-fogies-thread/page/3/#findComment-117903 Share on other sites More sharing options...
macker Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 Michael Palaeologus Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> "Free Bowels"? Are you sure? I could do with some> new ones, mine aren't as reliable as they once> were.You're full of crap. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3721-the-old-fogies-thread/page/3/#findComment-117909 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Palaeologus Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 Clearly one of those foul mouthed youngsters. Sod off, before you go, empty my bag. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3721-the-old-fogies-thread/page/3/#findComment-117912 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted July 15, 2008 Author Share Posted July 15, 2008 Can I just speak to any young people who might have wandered onto this thread by accident. Honestly, it's lovely to see you in all your shiny-cheeked pulchritude.It's not that you're not welcome here EXACTLY it's just that when it comes down to it, when all's said and done I revert to fat bastard bellowing type and I find myself shouting,SOD OFF DOWN YOUR OWN ENDS!!I KNOW YOUR PARENTS!!Funny, ain't it? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3721-the-old-fogies-thread/page/3/#findComment-117941 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted July 15, 2008 Author Share Posted July 15, 2008 It's all very well and everything, and I understand that he was allowed to do it by Tony Blair. I don't think that any laws have been broken. But is having a scotch bloke in charge of the country, really allowed? I don't think it's happened before, unless I'm completely wrong about the scotch thing. But could I be? Certainly not as far as I can see from The Daily Express, I reckon it goes ahead with it's drumming proprieter Richard Desmond who thankfully appears to like our Prime Minister.Jigger me, you get the impression that Mr Desmond is generous enough to like any old Prime Minister.It makes you think, doesn't it? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3721-the-old-fogies-thread/page/3/#findComment-117945 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Palaeologus Posted July 16, 2008 Share Posted July 16, 2008 Thinking, I remember Thinking. Well, actually I dont, I dont remember much anymore. I remember Capstan Full Strength. Made skunk look like sweet cigarettes.Why would you smoke a North American mammal anyway?Youngsters! Pah! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3721-the-old-fogies-thread/page/3/#findComment-117952 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted July 17, 2008 Author Share Posted July 17, 2008 Michael Palaeologus Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Thinking, I remember Thinking. Well, actually I> dont, I dont remember much anymore. > > I remember Capstan Full Strength. Made skunk look> like sweet cigarettes.> > Why would you smoke a North American mammal> anyway?> > Youngsters! Pah!Sweet cigarettes were of course the fine and correct way to introduce children to chocolate cigars. And once they'd chewed down on them they were more than prepared for the strength of the liqourish pipe with the aniseed topping.Youngsters today, they go straight to Lambert And Butler. No class, can't even start on Consulate.T'chah. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3721-the-old-fogies-thread/page/3/#findComment-118624 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted July 18, 2008 Author Share Posted July 18, 2008 The Mighty Boosh? Haven't watched it yet. I've a feeling in my water I won't like it. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3721-the-old-fogies-thread/page/3/#findComment-118975 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted July 18, 2008 Author Share Posted July 18, 2008 And I'm someone who's both listened to The Goons and watched Monty Python's Flying Circus under the flak of a father's sarcasm.So don't come it with me, Sonny Jim. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3721-the-old-fogies-thread/page/3/#findComment-118976 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Palaeologus Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 HonaloochieB, you are talking to yourself again you daft old bastard. You have stopped taking your medication havent you?The Mighty Boosh is the thing they stick up your arse to help you go, thats exactly what it does. I had a lovely Philipino nurse do it for me; mind you that was 40 years ago in Manila when I didnt need any help going. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3721-the-old-fogies-thread/page/3/#findComment-118989 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted July 18, 2008 Author Share Posted July 18, 2008 Michael Palaeologus Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> HonaloochieB, you are talking to yourself again> you daft old bastard. You have stopped taking your> medication havent you?> > The Mighty Boosh is the thing they stick up your> arse to help you go, thats exactly what it does. I> had a lovely Philipino nurse do it for me; mind> you that was 40 years ago in Manila when I didnt> need any help going.MP, I'm going to have to take you point by point.I'm not talking to myself, again. Unless you can prove I've done it before, then I'm saying something for the first time.Unless what I just said counts and that would be a second time. But I don't pretend to be a mathematician, so I'm not perhaps qualified to make a judgement on the matter. So really if I'm anything I'm a philoshipher. Unless I'm not. Which is probable, if not possible. Isn't it?Daft? if I am, then I wouldn't know, would I? I may well be. So perhaps I am a philosopher after all? Who knows? Do you? Do I? Do anyone?Old? Yes, OK, but how could you tell from there? Bastard? Never! Birth certificate to prove it.The Mighty Boosh, being a thing you have shoved up your arse? To make you go? By a Philpino nurse? Who is lovely?I'd rather that than a 'comedy' show. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3721-the-old-fogies-thread/page/3/#findComment-119001 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted July 18, 2008 Author Share Posted July 18, 2008 Oh, and as for the medication? Stopped taking it? Nonsense. It's just taking effect.I'm seeing beauty in everything. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3721-the-old-fogies-thread/page/3/#findComment-119006 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Palaeologus Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 He's raving again. Living in a world of his own. Its all fantasy.My Granny thinks he is barking mad, we spent the whole afternoon talking about it. She say's that the King will visit us soon and will heal everybody with rickets simply by touching them.Whats that box in the corner? Its talking to me. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3721-the-old-fogies-thread/page/3/#findComment-119081 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted July 21, 2008 Author Share Posted July 21, 2008 With all due respect to your Granny, but is she off her ruddy chump?Do you think his courtiers will allow the King to go around touching the ricket-infested? He'll be going back to the palace riddled with scrofula, nits and scurvy like as not. Then he'll go off on state visits to other monarchs and pass them on to them, they'll get their armies involved and before you know it, war with the likes of Belgium.I'm sure your Granny is all well and good but she should stick to her rocking chair and mithering the cat.When it coms to international diplomacy, she's not seeing the big picture. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3721-the-old-fogies-thread/page/3/#findComment-119223 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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