Surely there must be some news...

[mamafeelgood]

aliens would back the rumour that tom cruise is planning to open a scientology theme park in the place of peckham rye ...

[Huguenot]

I heard they were going to move the hill on LL, so instead of walking up to the Plough we'll be walking down. The new crest will be somewhere around Ralon the stationers.

It'll play havoc with visibility for pedestrians using the zebra crossings at the roundabout.

Bet it doesn't help my foundations much either. Sheesh!

[mockney piers]

Headline in The Weekly Lordhsip Lane News

Embarrassed Aliens Deny Links With Tom Cruise

plan Mad Lizzie aerobics studio in gym refurb

Talking of celebrity sightings on LL

anyone?

[fractionater]

Its true I tell you!

[mamafeelgood]

my god, elvis works in the DIY store opposite the station selling a great line in old school brooms ...

[Michael Palaeologus]

Th reason that the DIY shop shut down for so long was to allow elvis to regenerate in a cryogenic chamber.

Its true - ask him.

[mamafeelgood]

it would appear that because we are not lamenting the arrival of a chain/a dog spotted on goose green/or if ED is too posh this thread is soon to die ... and there i was thinking aliens and elvis really were front page news. maybe if i say 'alien spotted drinking frapaciono (sp?) whilst being driven around in foxtons mini' someone will pick up ... oh and he came by the equally believable tube in camberwell.