jimmy two times Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Where's the best place to pick up women in East Dulwich? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3444-picking-up-women-in-east-dulwich/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
david_carnell Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Off the floor...they get terribly drunk you know. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3444-picking-up-women-in-east-dulwich/#findComment-107284 Share on other sites More sharing options...
snorky Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 outside the Black Cherry at about 1AM , there are usually a handful of unconscious women ( and men ) that literally need to be " picked up"I cant answer this on a serious note tho, due to the sexist & mysogonistic implications of any response. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3444-picking-up-women-in-east-dulwich/#findComment-107285 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moos Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Make sure you lift her correctly: a back brace is not sexy. If the woman you pick up turns around and thumps you in the eye with a jar of organic onion marmelade, you've pulled: it's an ancient ED courting ritual. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3444-picking-up-women-in-east-dulwich/#findComment-107286 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Feedlebra Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Jimmy two times, wouldnt you be better off going to get the papers...get the papers... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3444-picking-up-women-in-east-dulwich/#findComment-107287 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 There's this house in Whately Road... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3444-picking-up-women-in-east-dulwich/#findComment-107310 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KalamityKel Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Jimmy shame on you! Women are not like takeaways or a DVD rental *sighs* (well not all of us) ;-) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3444-picking-up-women-in-east-dulwich/#findComment-107311 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 It?s all about positioning mate. Position yourself correctly and they pick you up. Like a can of beans on a supermarket shelf. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3444-picking-up-women-in-east-dulwich/#findComment-107315 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pen Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 ?... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3444-picking-up-women-in-east-dulwich/#findComment-107318 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy two times Posted June 3, 2008 Author Share Posted June 3, 2008 Well if I position myself correctly so can I.....like a can of beans. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3444-picking-up-women-in-east-dulwich/#findComment-107327 Share on other sites More sharing options...
CamberwellOz Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 NCT Coffee morning :( ....what.... I'm allowed to say that. I've been to them before. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3444-picking-up-women-in-east-dulwich/#findComment-107329 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bon3yard Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Ah, one of those old fashioned unreconstructed geezer types like that oaf in Life On Mars. Hell, maybe backwards is the way forwards. Lets be honest, we all know that secretly all these career ladies are yearning for a life at home swaddled in domestic bliss. Who needs another power point presentation about Far East penetration when you could be at home being taken roughly over the coal scuttle whilst polishing the brass. Bring back Victorian values! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3444-picking-up-women-in-east-dulwich/#findComment-107337 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeremy Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 bon3yard, would you be criticising if a woman posted an equivalent message? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3444-picking-up-women-in-east-dulwich/#findComment-107339 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annasfield Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 bon3yard Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Ah, one of those old fashioned unreconstructed> geezer types like that oaf in Life On Mars. Hell,> maybe backwards is the way forwards. Lets be> honest, we all know that secretly all these career> ladies are yearning for a life at home swaddled in> domestic bliss. Who needs another power point> presentation about Far East penetration when you> could be at home being taken roughly over the coal> scuttle whilst polishing the brass. Bring back> Victorian values!You certainly like to be controversial, don't you Mr Yard. ;-)I suppose that the thing is - if a woman decides to elect for the power point presentation, she can still polish the brass whilst doing other things. If you were to select "domestic bliss" as you so eloquently put it, that would generally be the end of the career. I know which I'd rather... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3444-picking-up-women-in-east-dulwich/#findComment-107350 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bon3yard Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Thought that would hit the spot. Cheer up Jeremy it might never happen. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3444-picking-up-women-in-east-dulwich/#findComment-107355 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bon3yard Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 ...and please dont take me seriously, that wouldnt be good. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3444-picking-up-women-in-east-dulwich/#findComment-107356 Share on other sites More sharing options...
tog_in_sox Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 I have heard tell that there might be certain entertaining ladies to be occassionally found down by the roundabout in the EDT. Some may be harder conquests than others though it would seem that a late snatch might be your best ploy as their resolve may well have weakened. (Parents take note on your duty to advise your wee apples as to the pitfalls of public intoxication.)Alternatives are hosting a back to back viewing of "Sex in the City - Season 6" at the ED Warehouse or if you're more callous dressing up as Barny and loitering outside JoJo Maman Bebe.Good luck, if you do succeed you may well be able to make a packet by marketing your methods to the legions of singletons struggling to lead a carefree existence in the stroller-jammed by-ways of ED. Should you fail you might find richer pickings in Hastings. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3444-picking-up-women-in-east-dulwich/#findComment-107357 Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodie Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 jimmy 2 times. thats good fellascool name Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3444-picking-up-women-in-east-dulwich/#findComment-107374 Share on other sites More sharing options...
falcao Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 I'ma proud, badge wearing retrosexual. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3444-picking-up-women-in-east-dulwich/#findComment-107379 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBen Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Anywhere Keef's band are playing. It's full of young ladies throwing themselves at him. I was propositioned on my way out by a very large curvy and attractive lady on my way out Saturday night. I dont think she could see straight. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3444-picking-up-women-in-east-dulwich/#findComment-107397 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeremy Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 bon3yard Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> ...and please dont take me seriously, that wouldnt be good.Point taken! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3444-picking-up-women-in-east-dulwich/#findComment-107461 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KalamityKel Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 falcao Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> I'ma proud, badge wearing retrosexual.Surely a Metrosexual would be a lot more attractive/appealing ;-) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3444-picking-up-women-in-east-dulwich/#findComment-107479 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moos Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Oh, I don't know, Kalam... there's something about an old-fashioned hairy man that's rather taking.I'm amused by the fact that this thread is in the 'East Dulwich' aka the Serious section of the Forum - after all, it is a local issue - but it's sister thread is in the Lounge. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3444-picking-up-women-in-east-dulwich/#findComment-107480 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KalamityKel Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Quite clearly women are a more interesting and pressing topic to discuss ;-)Sorry admin for going off topic but Moos has a very valid point :)) :)-D Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3444-picking-up-women-in-east-dulwich/#findComment-107481 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy two times Posted June 4, 2008 Author Share Posted June 4, 2008 The problem with a metrosexual is that while he appeals to women on one level, i.e he'll do the washing up and watch a chick flick and cry.....surely deep down all women love a hunter gatherer. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3444-picking-up-women-in-east-dulwich/#findComment-107496 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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