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for god's sake, what's wrong with you people? is it not enough that we have to deal with periods and childbirth and where to buy the organic sorrel and pandering to man-flu without having to worry about the size of our arses as well???


I don't see what the size of a woman's arse has to do with anything - women aren't men - their brains aren't in their trousers. I'm out of here and not coming back - you can shove it up your @rse... and f*ck off while you're at it (not sure I quoted that correctly)


*flounces with a swish of a particularly flouncy multi-layered chiffon skirt"


s'no good, I just haven't got the vitriol in me today, but I thank you fish, I really do for your kind efforts on my behalf

RosieH Wrote:


>

> *flounces with a swish of a particularly flouncy

> multi-layered chiffon skirt"

>


Darling RosieH ... I think we can now see where the problem lies. Flouncy multi-layered skirts only work on Sienna Miller (who wants to give the illusion of a large backside)....

You need to squeeze that delicious rump into a J-Lo style pair of hotpants and hit Lordship Lane with an alcopop in your hand.



Omigod... did I really just use the word rump? Three days in the North and I have had a personality change.

RosieH Wrote:

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> for god's sake, what's wrong with you people? is

> it not enough that we have to deal with periods

> and childbirth and where to buy the organic sorrel

> and pandering to man-flu without having to worry

> about the size of our arses as well???

>

> I don't see what the size of a woman's arse has to

> do with anything - women aren't men - their brains

> aren't in their trousers. I'm out of here and not

> coming back - you can shove it up your @rse... and

> f*ck off while you're at it (not sure I quoted

> that correctly)

>

> *flounces with a swish of a particularly flouncy

> multi-layered chiffon skirt"

>

> s'no good, I just haven't got the vitriol in me

> today, but I thank you fish, I really do for your

> kind efforts on my behalf



You are very welcome. :)-D

RosieH Wrote:

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> for god's sake, what's wrong with you people? is

> it not enough that we have to deal with periods

> and childbirth and where to buy the organic sorrel

> and pandering to man-flu without having to worry

> about the size of our arses as well???

>

> I don't see what the size of a woman's arse has to

> do with anything - women aren't men - their brains

> aren't in their trousers. I'm out of here and not

> coming back - you can shove it up your @rse... and

> f*ck off while you're at it (not sure I quoted

> that correctly)

>

> *flounces with a swish of a particularly flouncy

> multi-layered chiffon skirt"

>

> s'no good, I just haven't got the vitriol in me

> today, but I thank you fish, I really do for your

> kind efforts on my behalf


*Claps*

Good form.

Ms B Wrote:

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> It was ME who mentioned it in top 10 complaints -

> the thread asked for the top 10 complaints IN E

> Dulwich so I thought it was worth a mention.

>

> I'd flounce out myself but obviously given the

> size of it I'd only lose balance and fall over.



Hey Ms B, didn't mean to steal your thunder - the size of women's arses was the one topic that almost caused me to flounce off on an earlier thread about Harriet Harman

I saw a huge one today bending over one of the tables in Cafe Nero. I'm not even sure that there was anyone attached to it, my Coffee was sucked into its increasingly erratic orbit as it wobbled this way and that putting the Italian Barista through the window and scattering a mound of muffins to the 4 corners of the cafe. They're a menace!

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