Feather Edge Fence 2.5mx1.36m FREE TO GOOD HOME!

[Eel]

Fence.
It divides gardens.
It's not new.
But it's in pretty good condition. In Grand Designs they would say 'it's silvered over time'.
It's 2.5m wide. It's made of wood. It's 1.36m tall. That's about 136cm or 1360mm.
Not sure in American measurements.

Will you have read this far? Most people wouldn't.

If you have, here is a little reward:

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He will stop at nothing to avoid them.

If you want it, here it is, come and get it, it's in Beckenham BR3.
I will give you a hand because I'm super nice.

I can't deliver because:
A. I'm not strong enough
B. The car (that I'm also selling) doesn't have a roofrack
C. Even if it did, it wouldn't be big enough.
D. I don't have a truck or a van.
E. I'm shy.

Delete at will.

That's it.
Come to Beckenham and  take a fence.

Free to a good home.
£5 for a bad one (reduced in price as I'm nice)

[noelewilson]

i love your post

very good

[sandyman]

18 hours ago, noelewilson said:

i love your post

very good

I don't think post is included, it's just the fence. 

[malumbu]

I've got some spare featheredge, in old money it is five hands and two fingernails long.  I think we should form a club Eel.

I seriously have some unused pieces, did some work with a mate and he just bins it (have a look at all the decent stuff thrown in skips).

[Eel]

17 hours ago, sandyman said:

I don't think post is included, it's just the fence. 

Very good!

17 hours ago, malumbu said:

I've got some spare featheredge, in old money it is five hands and two fingernails long.  I think we should form a club Eel.

I seriously have some unused pieces, did some work with a mate and he just bins it (have a look at all the decent stuff thrown in skips).

You wont believe this, but someone wants it and is coming to pick it up.
I hope he's strong.

 

On 18/10/2023 at 02:42, noelewilson said:

i love your post

very good

Thanks. There will be more. I used to do more under a different name but it no longer works.
Glad it made a few people smile.