Apparently the police took a call from a certain C Little. I understand that it was difficult to hear the exact name as there was a lot of clucking in the background. Various farm animals are helping with enquiries, worryingly a few foxes have been seen on the prowl so this may not end well. I say police protection for C Little, now.
Eagles and seagulls have also been seen on large numbers in the area. I'd keep away as it could be carnage. Certainly watch your ice cream cornets and perhaps wear ear plugs.
Not sure if this is anything to do with the local authority or the Labour government, no doubt someone will find a link.
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