East Dulwich Lexicon

[macroban]

Housing equity

Rentng rooms to out of work actors.

[Ted Max]

Disposable Income

The temporary front door one installs following last night's burglary.

[macroban]

Promenade

Drink for window shoppers.

[SteveT]

hormone

noise from a brothel window

[kford]

Curry favour

Borrowing a cup of sugar from Tandoori Nights.

[jim_the_chin]

Buggy

Something to bug childless people with

[macroban]

Goose Green

Making extra profit.

[flong]

Kebab and wine

The whimpering noise you make the morning after a doner

[david_carnell]

C**taquariums

Glass fronted property retailers

[Keef]

The Castle

Irony

[Mark]

Green & Blue

An East Dulwich alcoholic's bruising

[karter]

macRoban

a wise elder and knowledgable phenomenon.

[Guest]

Organic veg

Produced with no chemical fertilisers, then flown thousands of miles to Dulwich where they sit beside a busy road for several days accumulating heavy metal residue.

[snorky]

Blue Mountain

The summit of bad service

[lozzyloz]

Dulwich Therapy Rooms

An establishment which serves alcoholic drinks ? especially beer ? for consumption on the premises

[snorky]

Black Cherry

A tardis in reverse. Smaller that you think inside.