Thrifty Crumpet deal.

[bon3yard]

Four herds of wild crumpet for sale, will not tarnish or cause forest fires. 200 pesos.

[Indiana]

Oh dear....he must be bored.

[bon3yard]

Whats the matter, too rich for your tastes?

[RosieH]

I'll give you 20 denarii

[bon3yard]

Roman coins have a tendency to go rancid under certain conditions, sorry Rosie.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

3 obols

[Moos]

Can you verify that they're phenyofi?

[bon3yard]

What good are obols when you have rubels?

[bon3yard]

Mothers Pride...not that what you said.

[Moos]

If Mother's Pride then not wild. Sorry. Esp if not phenyofi either.

[Brendan]

Fella at bus stop s?mornin? said ?e get em six for a fiver.

[????]

I will pay you in knocking shop vouchers

[HonaloochieB]

150 pesos. Cash. Final offer. Will be left behind the bar of the CPT in small bills.

This is an offer you can't refuse.

[bon3yard]

?150? Senor your a bandido...and I dont do no business with bandidos. At least not since they burned my chimichanga. Think on Sonny boy.

[bon3yard]

Cheers ????, but I got me a lady to butter my muffin....keep your cathouse coupons.

[bon3yard]

;-)

[SteveT]

Bon3yard wrote:I got me a lady to butter my muffin

Well from my experience the said muffin buttering tribe, can leave one a ragamuffin if it goes tits up;-)

I would never reject a good offer, and cathouse coupons dont grow on any tree that I planted.

[bon3yard]

The muffin buttering thing wasnt a euphemism for sex!...no, no I do actually have a lady who comes in to specifically lubricate in a dairy manner any number of toasted bread products that I see fit to desire. Her names Consuela and shes from Puerto Rico.