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I apologise in advance!


"To all my non-politically correct friends!


In deference to The Archbishop of Canterbury and The Royal Commission for Political Correctness, it was announced today that the local climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as "English Weather."


Rather than offend a growing portion of the population, it will now be referred to as "Muslim Weather."


In other words - partly Sunni, but mostly Shi'ite."


KK disclaimer: I take no responsibility for, if any, offense is caused. I have no issues with one faith, belief or what 'ave u. It's all the same to me... *shuts mouth* Sowwy!

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I hear tell the good Mrs Max recently visited a volcanic island in the Sunda Strait between Java and Sumatra in Indonesia. While there she had the misfortune to sustain an injury to one of her feet, but she endured it with good humour and kept the locals in stitches with her Chico Marx impersonations.


Krakatoa?


Noa, but she sure did'na do hera biga toenaila too mucha good. 'As fora sure.

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