a joke

[KalamityKel]

A blonde walks into a bank in London and asks to see the Manager.

She says she's going to Hong Kong on business for two weeks and needs to borrow ?100.

The Manager says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Ferrari.

The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out.

The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The Manager and the tellers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a

?100,000 Ferrari as collateral against a ?100 loan.

An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the ?100 and the interest, which comes to ?41. The Manager says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a millionairess. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow ?100?"

The blonde replies... "Where else in London can I park my car for two weeks for only ?41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

Hooray! A smart blonde joke at last!! :o)

[bigbadwolf]

Did you hear about the Paddy who tried to blow up a car? Burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe.

[KalamityKel]

U sound like me daD! OMG!!!! ::o

[bigbadwolf]

Eh.

[Mick Mac]

bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> Did you hear about the Paddy who tried to blow up

> a car? Burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe.

I'm going to ask that you are banned for racist jokes against the Irish race - never liked you, don't know why they allowed you back.....

[bigbadwolf]

Sorry Mick Mac, disgraceful behaviour. It's never happen again.

[Mick Mac]

To continue the trend:

Two female suicide bombers leave their house on a terrorist mission, with ruck sacks on back.

One turns to the other and says : "Does my bomb look big in this?"

[Mikecg]

BBW you tread a fine line that I would never cross, you must know it's a wrong by now that that kind of joke is of the menu this day and age, we have moved on from this kind of politically incorrect attempt at humour.

In the words of Thom Yorke!

You do it to yourself you do, you and no one else........

[bigbadwolf]

You don't say.

[Mikecg]

And, its never happen again sounds a bit lexdixic, It will never happen again sounds more articulate.

[bigbadwolf]

Well spotted Mike.

[Mikecg]

Mick Mac Wrote:

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> bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> -----

> > Did you hear about the Paddy who tried to blow

> up

> > a car? Burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe.

>

> I'm going to ask that you are banned for racist

> jokes against the Irish race - never liked you,

> don't know why they allowed you back.....

Hahaha! theres a thread not a million miles away Mick Mac that requested his return with your name on it.

[Mikecg]

I know some real bad jokes that I'm desperate to publish but they would be instatntly removed and I'd be banned so I've obstained from publishing them.

[Mick Mac]

Hahaha! theres a thread not a million miles away Mick Mac that requested his return with your name on it.

I was attempting irony Mike - I think BBW knew that.

[Mikecg]

Yes I know but I could not help dishing a dig out to the ribbs of bbw.

[bigbadwolf]

How many Mikecg's does it take to replace a lightbulb? 100. One to hold the lightbulb and 99 to turn the house.

[Moos]

Mikecg Wrote:

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> I know some real bad jokes that I'm desperate to

> publish but they would be instatntly removed and

> I'd be banned so I've obstained from publishing

> them.

They must be pretty full on! I've seen some jokes on this thread that have really shocked me, and no-one pulled them.

[Mikecg]

Moos they are beyond a joke and the detractors I currently have would increase 7 fold so I cant let anyone hear them via this site.

[Mikecg]

bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> How many Mikecg's does it take to replace a

> lightbulb? 100. One to hold the lightbulb and 99

> to turn the house.

We mainly have bayonet fittings now bbw but in your old crusty hovel who knows.

Q. What's the difference between BBW and a bucket of sh!t

A. The Bucket

Boom! Boom!

[Mick Mac]

BBW V Mike cg

Its getting personal already - should be great reading by midnight tonight when Mike has a few bevvies. I'm going to cancel the babysitter and stay tuned.

[Mikecg]

Oh Mick Mac I dont drink and post anymore, you must have noticed? BBW has torn me a new one on many occasions but he always retreats with his tail between his legs in the end.

[Jah Lush]

Adopts Scouse accent: - "Eh eh! calm down calm down."

[Mick Mac]

I have noticed you have improved Mike - now you mention it.

[Mikecg]

It's a 2 way street though MM.

[Mikecg]

Jah Lush Wrote:

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> Adopts Scouse accent: - "Eh eh! calm down calm

> down."

Day do doh dont day doh.